The fast rising actress and singer was kidnapped today
in her home. The strange incident happened in the front
of her gate. Eye witnesses said a black van drove and
stopped right in front of Tonto Dikeh and three gun men
emerged and whisked her away. A Police near by that saw the kidnap went down,
watched and took no actions but laughed. After the
kidnappers drove off, they left a note on the road and
the police picked it up and it reads: “Dear Nigerians, we are doing you a huge favor, we
have taken this drastic action to save the little we have
in this country. We got an information that Miss Tonto is
about to release a new song by march 1st titled
“Jeje” and we can’t look and fold our arms. Miss
Tonto would be released for five thousand Naira after march 1st”. So far no one is willing to pay N5,000 to set Mrs Tonto
Dikeh free. This is February Fool story!

Couldn't stop laughin when i heard. Don't get me wrong, not that Its funny but i was jus imaginin how Nairaland's front page will flooded wit tonto's news for days to come till she is rescued alive by God's grace. I will give an arm to see how she is relating wit her abductors. Lol. The confirm poko craze gal

I wish her quick recovery!

Hahahaha so funny can't wait to hear her jeje abeg