o boy i don tayer, in 9ja by dia church poster, u go no how the town be,like if u go Asaba, dia church posters dey bear apple,oranges etc refreshing things, owerri, u go dey see "operation point and kill", koboko nite' suya nite,Ngwori nite, portharcourt,na question d pastors dey ask..like O God why me?,Enemy wetin you still dey do?, akwa ibom, dia own witchcraft dey wory well well dia, all dia poster na about witches and wizard, just like dat.

One day, pesn go see church poster wey go bear d headin SPARTACUS. Lmaooo...

OLE-BRUKU:
One day, pesn go see church poster wey go bear d headin SPARTACUS. Lmaooo...

Lame post, but your ID is funny

[quote
author=Tgirl4real]

Christianity is actually a religion as it has some ordinances of
worship. In James, christianity is being described as a pure n true
religion. Will get d scripture later.

So, what dis ppl display here is foolishness, greed, lack of
contentment, desperation and not religion.[/quote]

Dude do not be deceived... Christianity is not a religion.. Christianity is a way of life.... Religion is a bondage and that is why people like you keep worshiping your pastors calling them Daddy

pheyikemi: I think church business z very lucrative. Silly pple

atleast they are nt killing and bombing enocent citizens like other inferior religion of blood sucking vampires.

saw one last year dec in P/H... The caption was "devil, my blood is bitter".. I laff tire, like say people no dey drink things wey bitter... Na that type devil go rush pass sef...

Tgirl4real: Odechi!! E no enter. Foolishness of d highest order. Mixing God with mammon.

what is mammon? Definetely it is not god,so what is it

One is bumping in warri FRESH FIRE MINISTRIES

alfaman1:

please shut up

he is right.by their fruit u shall know them and not by poster or size.

Don't mind them,,bad hustlerz n office men

Tgirl4real

My dear...Thank you for this hilarious post .I laughed so hard and was crying,my flatmate had to come and join me to see what was making my laugh and cry.You have made my evening.In fact Naija churches......EISH in ZULU!

This is hilarious!

I have seen many posts saying that Christianity is not a religion. if I may ask what does the word ,'religion' mean?

sharp man: This is so disgusting.

All these Yahoo boys parading as pastors.

#Godiswatching#

How do you know for sure they are yahoo boys? Be careful how you judge people - pastors or not.

Suljosh:
atleast they are nt killing and bombing enocent citizens like other inferior religion of blood sucking vampires.

Yes ooo! At least they are not shedding blood and causing mayhem

FXKing2012:
How do you know for sure they are yahoo boys? Be careful how you judge people - pastors or not.

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FXKing2012:
How do you know for sure they are yahoo boys? Be careful how you judge people - pastors or not.

There's no judgment yet according to scriptures. Calling names is NOT the same as judgment; it's rebuking and we're also allowed to judge (among) ourselves according scriptures. If they're not yahoo boys, what business do they have acting like one? Someone don't want to be called a thief but he\she is in the company of thieves, what then will he\she be called?

Goshen360:

There's no judgment yet according to scriptures. Calling names is NOT the same as judgment; it's rebuking and we're also allowed to judge (among) ourselves according scriptures. If they're not yahoo boys, what business do they have acting like one? Someone don't want to be called a thief but he\she is in the company of thieves, what then will he\she be called?

Bro. Gosh, e be lyk dis matter pain you well well o...

D thing taya efribody o..

mankand:

Dude do not be deceived... Christianity is not a religion.. Christianity is a way of life.... Religion is a bondage and that is why people like you keep worshiping your pastors calling them Daddy

Really wish you guys stop splitting hairs.

Religion, by definition is a way of life, and the not Sunday Sunday thing most people turn it to.

religion /rld()n/ n. ME. [AN religiun, (O)Fr. religion f. L religio(n-) obligation, bond, scruple, reverence, (in late L) religious (monastic) life, prob. f. religare: see RELIGATE, -ION.] 1 A state of life bound by religious vows; the condition of belonging to a religious order, esp. in the Roman Catholic Church. ME.

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musKeeto:
Bro. Gosh, e be lyk dis matter pain you well well o...

D thing taya efribody o..

Goshen, (pardon me abeg) but ur name resemble who go soon open Church o

May God forgive these 'pastors' ....

bedford101: Goshen, (pardon me abeg) but ur name resemble who go soon open Church o

Oh boy you funny oh!!!

musKeeto:
Bro. Gosh, e be lyk dis matter pain you well well o...

D thing taya efribody o..

Yes, it stirs up 'holy' anger in me. Since I came to the light of God's word, I see clearly like the man Jesus told to go wash his eyes in the water. That water in this spiritual realm is the word of God - it washes and cleanses. I've seen too many deception in the body of Christ and I will do my part to fight it. I will NOT keep quiet until Christ be FORMED in us.

These people are insulting the finished work of Christ\Christianity and making profit out of the weak Christians. We must chase them out of business. How? By empowering God's people with the Gospel of truth contained in the New Testament, the Gospel of Grace that dispels every other man made Gospels. When I looked into scriptures and I don't see anything like these people are doing practiced among the early church which is the foundation for today's church, then we will challenge it.

I dey vex no be small my brother. Imagine somebody carrying cutlass in the name of spiritual warfare? Imagine someone saying witches must die? Imagine someone saying leave me let me go drive my car? What nonsense is that! This is what all these con men had turn Christianity into and we must not keep quiet. The more we teach the liberating truth of the New Testament, the more these con men loose their grips on the captives.

Goshen360:

There's no judgment yet according to scriptures. Calling names is NOT the same as judgment; it's rebuking and we're also allowed to judge (among) ourselves according scriptures. If they're not yahoo boys, what business do they have acting like one? Someone don't want to be called a thief but he\she is in the company of thieves, what then will he\she be called?

When you condemn people, it is judgement. And we've been expressly comanded not to judge.

And how have they acted like yahoo boys? They are only trying to communicate with and reach out to folks that may not understand high-end English as rendered by Rev. Chris Okotie and pastor Chris Oyak. Those who only understand pidgin English or who have spent their entire lives in slums also need to be reached out to.

Now, how do you reach out to such people if you dont 'speak their language'? Or do you suggest we neglect them simply because they dont measure up to us?

And since when is acting like a thief tantamount to being a thief? Is it really fair being called a thief just because you are perceived as acting as one?

ilugunboy: May God forgive these 'pastors' ....

May God forgive you for condemning them in your heart even without any shred of evidence that they are fake.

according to the desire of the often desperate seekers of all sorts of solution. D trut bi sei, pipo go ful 4d shop on d day of d jonzing.

bedford101: Goshen, (pardon me abeg) but ur name resemble who go soon open Church o

Yes, I will open 'worship' centre (at the 'time of life' if Christ tarries) NOT church because we, the people are the church. A church does not attend church. I'll open church to teach the liberating truth of Grace and obedience to the Gospel of Christ - No tithe, No seed sowing gimmicks, No firstfruit offerings because Christ is our fulfilled firstfruit etc etc.

However, I might 'consider' being a co-worker with someone of the same 'teaching' Grace and ministry that I have instead of adding up to the already existing ones. I've not made my final decision though because it's not time yet - I'm only doing what I can do now in the best way I can do it now. That is, impact one person and one person impacts the other and so on and so on.

FXKing2012:
May God forgive you for condemning them in your heart even without any shred of evidence that they are fake.

oh boy na wa for u sef o, u need Rev Kings to tell u say these pastors na capital letter FAKE?...WHAT IS "OOH GOD, NA SO WE GO DE DEY"? IMAGINE CHURCH NAME "Run for your Life Chapel"

bedford101: oh boy na wa for u sef o, u need Rev Kings to tell u say these pastors na capital letter FAKE?...WHAT IS "OOH GOD, NA SO WE GO DE DEY"? IMAGINE CHURCH NAME "Run for your Life Chapel"

Forget church name and just grab the message. Jesus did not leave us with any church name, na we we begin give worship centres names