Ubenedictus: no need to explain ijebu garri to be, i'm sure i can write a text book on the stuff. Smoking it results in madness, better learn to sip it.

Lwkmd!!

obadiah777: ALL THESE FILLAGE PEOPLE SEF * SMDH* WHAT HAPPIN TO SHAWARMA AND TINGS ? OH BOY NA WHICH ONE BE AKPU AGAIN. I HEAR IT ALL THE TIME. IS THAT LIKE POUNDED YAM IN A DIFFERENT DIALECT ?

Sheesh, which one is shawarma again?? Niqqa puhleeze! Give me my fufu and egusi, or efo riro with hot eba any day, any time

Ubenedictus: dis gurl no go kill me! So u dey chop akpu? Well that one heavy, try starch and banga.

Nmaka why? I be proper southern pikin. Just eat the fufu in moderate portions and you'll be glad you did

*i can't believe we are discussing food on a religious thread*

obadiah777: HOLY CRAP. I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF CHIPS AND OLIVES AND GUACAMOLE AND STEAK LMAO. PROPER FILLAGE WOMAN

Chips-irish potato

Olive- (what tha heck is that? )

Guacamole- sorry, I don't eat food I can't pronounce

Steak-Is that not suya?

Overall verdict: VERY UNPALATABLE FOOD you folks eat yonder

obadiah777: SHE NEED ONE BOLUS OF EBA. LOL

Lwkmd!!! Oya buy me one gorodo of gari na. (E too cost for hia )

Ubenedictus: yeah my dear, i want ishi to explain but it seems she has disappeared. Akpu is casava, peeled and soaked (femented) to remove d prusic acid and to make it soft. It is mashed to remove the fibre and boiled (d process it more complex), pounded and eaten with soup. It is also called santana

We don't pound it at home. We stir it until it hardens. My biceps and triceps are well chiseled due to the rigorous exertions involved in the process. You can't stir fufu if you are ill, hungry or weak otherwise you go just collapse on top the fufu

Ubenedictus: yeah my dear, i want ishi to explain but it seems she has disappeared. Akpu is casava, peeled and soaked (femented) to remove d prusic acid and to make it soft. It is mashed to remove the fibre and boiled (d process it more complex), pounded and eaten with soup. It is also called santana my end is beautiful. serene i notice say d matter dey bite ya for yash. Take am easy. When d time come e go happen.

LMAOOO HOW DEM GET 2 BLACK PAPAL CANDIDATE AND DEM COME BYPASS CHOOSE ANOTHER WHITE MAN WHEN DEM COME DEY PRETEND SAY HIM BE SOUTH AMERICAN. THATS A WHITE MAN. JUST CUZ HE LIVE IN SOUTH AMERICA DONT MEAN NOTHING. BROTHER UBE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO JOIN US ON THE DARK SIDE, WHERE THE LORD IS OUR SKIN COLOR. YOU CANT BE BOWING DOWN TO THESE CANTANKEROUS CAUCASIAN CURMUDGEONS. COME TO THE DARK SIDE BROTHER. WE ARE WAITING WITH OPEN ARMS AND BATHED BREATH

Ishilove:
Ijebu gari number one!

That type that slaps you when you drink it

YOU AINT NEVER LIED GIRL. THE SOURNESS SLAPS YOU LOL

Ishilove:
Sheesh, which one is shawarma again?? Niqqa puhleeze! Give me my fufu and egusi, or efo riro with hot eba any day, any time

FILLAGE WOMAN *SMDH*

obadiah777: LMAOOO HOW DEM GET 2 BLACK PAPAL CANDIDATE AND DEM COME BYPASS CHOOSE ANOTHER WHITE MAN WHEN DEM COME DEY PRETEND SAY HIM BE SOUTH AMERICAN. THATS A WHITE MAN. JUST CUZ HE LIVE IN SOUTH AMERICA DONT MEAN NOTHING. BROTHER UBE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO JOIN US ON THE DARK SIDE, WHERE THE LORD IS OUR SKIN COLOR. YOU CANT BE BOWING DOWN TO THESE CANTANKEROUS CAUCASIAN CURMUDGEONS. COME TO THE DARK SIDE BROTHER. WE ARE WAITING WITH OPEN ARMS AND BATHED BREATH

Stop being racist.

*bated* not 'bathed'.

Ishilove:
Chips-irish potato

Olive- (what tha heck is that? )

Guacamole- sorry, I don't eat food I can't pronounce

Steak-Is that not suya?

Overall verdict: VERY UNPALATABLE FOOD you folks eat yonder

LMAO. LET ME TRANSLATE IN YOUR LOCAL DIALECT. GUACAMOLE IS LIKE UBE. I DONT KNOW THE REST IN YOUR LANGUAGE

Ishilove:
Lwkmd!!! Oya buy me one gorodo of gari na. (E too cost for hia )

GARRI NO DEY MY SIDE. NA SEMOLINA AND 'GRAND' RICE. GORODO OF GARRI ? BUAHAHAHA ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HEARD THAT USED. OR GARRAWA OF GARRI

Ishilove:
Stop being racist.

*bated* not 'bathed'.

YOU GONE FIND OUT THAT THE LORD IS THE ONE WHO PUT ENMITY BETWEEN OUR SEED AND THEIR SEED. HE SHALL BRUISE THY HEAD AND YOU SHALL BRUISE HIS HEEL ? WHAT YOU THINK THAT WAS TALKING ABOUT ? THE HUGE DIVIDE BETWEEN LAZARUS AND THE RICH MAN, WHAT YOU THINK THAT WAS ? LOL YOU GONE FIND OUT THAT THE WHITE MAN IS ESAU AND CAIN

obadiah777: GARRI NO DEY MY SIDE. NA SEMOLINA AND 'GRAND' RICE. GORODO OF GARRI ? BUAHAHAHA ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HEARD THAT USED. OR GARRAWA OF GARRI

Yeah

*nostalgia*

* BATED BREATH * LOL

Ishilove:
Nmaka why? I be proper southern pikin. Just eat the fufu in moderate portions and you'll be glad you did

*i can't believe we are discussing food on a religious thread*

hehehe, it seems food is related to religion somehow somehow.
Actuall fufu, eba and akpu are best eaten in d morning and afternoon, it may even induce sleep but starch has no time, and its better for ladies.
I really don't like it that you eat the same heavy meal i eat.

Ishilove:
Chips-irish potato

Olive- (what tha heck is that? )

Guacamole- sorry, I don't eat food I can't pronounce

Steak-Is that not suya?

Overall verdict: VERY UNPALATABLE FOOD you folks eat yonder

no mind obadiah steak is suya without stick, lol

Ishilove:
We don't pound it at home. We stir it until it hardens. My biceps and triceps are well chiseled due to the rigorous exertions involved in the process. You can't stir fufu if you are ill, hungry or weak otherwise you go just collapse on top the fufu

that is d yoruba fufu, d stuff that is stired, down in the south south, there is a difference between akpu and fufu.
Besides, i dont support ladies with muscle.

obadiah777: LMAOOO HOW DEM GET 2 BLACK PAPAL CANDIDATE AND DEM COME BYPASS CHOOSE ANOTHER WHITE MAN WHEN DEM COME DEY PRETEND SAY HIM BE SOUTH AMERICAN. THATS A WHITE MAN. JUST CUZ HE LIVE IN SOUTH AMERICA DONT MEAN NOTHING. BROTHER UBE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO JOIN US ON THE DARK SIDE, WHERE THE LORD IS OUR SKIN COLOR. YOU CANT BE BOWING DOWN TO THESE CANTANKEROUS CAUCASIAN CURMUDGEONS. COME TO THE DARK SIDE BROTHER. WE ARE WAITING WITH OPEN ARMS AND BATHED BREATH

actually there were 115 candidates with d posibility both white and black.
Lastly it almost sounds as if u are inviting me to a cult, do have a cause for alarm?

obadiah777: LMAO. LET ME TRANSLATE IN YOUR LOCAL DIALECT. GUACAMOLE IS LIKE UBE. I DONT KNOW THE REST IN YOUR LANGUAGE

hope u no dey try to tease me indirectly? D first 3 letters of my username is u b e.

obadiah777: YOU GONE FIND OUT THAT THE LORD IS THE ONE WHO PUT ENMITY BETWEEN OUR SEED AND THEIR SEED. HE SHALL BRUISE THY HEAD AND YOU SHALL BRUISE HIS HEEL ? WHAT YOU THINK THAT WAS TALKING ABOUT ? THE HUGE DIVIDE BETWEEN LAZARUS AND THE RICH MAN, WHAT YOU THINK THAT WAS ? LOL YOU GONE FIND OUT THAT THE WHITE MAN IS ESAU AND CAIN

i suspect you have started smoking semolina, be kaiful that stuff is more fatal that smoking garri!

Ubenedictus: hehehe, it seems food is related to religion somehow somehow.
Actuall fufu, eba and akpu are best eaten in d morning and afternoon, it may even induce sleep but starch has no time, and its better for ladies.
I really don't like it that you eat the same heavy meal i eat.

Fufu to me is not heavy o. You should taste my mother's akpu, or 'maraka'. Yumm!!

I miss home!!!

Ubenedictus: that is d yoruba fufu, d stuff that is stired, down in the south south, there is a difference between akpu and fufu.
Besides, i dont support ladies with muscle.

Fufu is pounded in my hometown, but Momsie talk sey she no get energy to pound anytin, das why diafore she use the stirring method train us.

You don't support ladies with muscle? Hokay. How about ladies with 'yam leg'? Lol

Ishilove:


Fufu to me is not heavy o. You should taste my mother's akpu, or 'maraka'. Yumm!!

I miss home!!!

hmm, you're a natural lady.
Besides u no dey sleep?

Ishilove:
Fufu is pounded in my hometown, but Momsie talk sey she no get energy to pound anytin, das why diafore she use the stirring method train us.

You don't support ladies with muscle? Hokay. How about ladies with 'yam leg'? Lol

hehehe, no tell me say u get any of above oh!!!
Muscle no be for woman, yamleg dey world of it own i no fit sabi that one.
E b like say ur mumc no get boyz for house, i no remember d year i begin pound d stuff.

Ubenedictus: hmm, you're a natural lady.
Besides u no dey sleep?

See kettle calling pot black

Yes o, over-natural dey do me sef

Ishilove:
See kettle calling pot black

Yes o, over-natural dey do me sef

dis one no b pot and kettle matter oh!! You need sleep for good health or so says the doctor.

Hehehe, tell me if you available maybe i'll hook u up with my brother, lol.

Ubenedictus: dis one no b pot and kettle matter oh!! You need sleep for good health or so says the doctor.

Hehehe, tell me if you available maybe i'll hook u up with my brother, lol.

Lol. Is your brother a garri smoker too?

Ubenedictus: hehehe, no tell me say u get any of above oh!!!
Muscle no be for woman, yamleg dey world of it own i no fit sabi that one.
E b like say ur mumc no get boyz for house, i no remember d year i begin pound d stuff.

Boys boku for house but dem and kitchen get quarrel.

Ubenedictus: hehehe, no tell me say u get any of above oh!!!
Muscle no be for woman, yamleg dey world of it own i no fit sabi that one.

If I get nko? I am not my maker. However, I no get am

Ishilove:
Lol. Is your brother a garri smoker too?

hehehe, nah, my bro dey sip am.

Ishilove:
Boys boku for house but dem and kitchen get quarrel.

make dem thank God say dem no come from my kind house wey no get woman, hungry for kill them.