Pope Benedict announces shocking conversion to Islam


HOLY SEE – In a shocking press conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI revealed to the world that he will be stepping down from the Catholic Church’s highest office. “Through prayer and reflection over the past years,” the world’s holiest man began, “I’ve realized that Allah is the one true God.”
Amid clattering camera shutters and roaring reporters, Pope Benedict patiently answered questions, citing traditional Muslim folklore as well as passages from the Qur’an to explain his decision. His session was interrupted only once, when he swiveled South-East to face Mecca, stooped to the ground, and recited the Asr, one of the five daily prayers central to Muslim belief.
The startling reversal comes as a shock to many familiar with the Pope’s policies on Islam. “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached,” the Bishop of the Vatican famously said of Islam in his 2006 lecture Faith, Reason and the University—Memories and Reflections.
When asked about the quote, Pope Benedict sighed with good-humored remorse and chuckled quietly to himself: “Yeah I’ve regretted that for some time. But I was young and naïve… I see things much clearer now. Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the thought of having a sword. The Cardinals were a real pain on that one.”
When asked whether he would be reverting to his born name, Pope Benedict enthusiastically interjected. “I’ve decided to change my name to Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-Holiness explained. “I’m keeping my surname purely for logistical reasons, so my Facebook friends and Twitter followers won’t be confused.”
His transition hasn’t been without opposition. Hours after the press conference, a special Fox and Friends segment aired on FOXNEWS, featuring a picture of the Pope photoshopped to include stereotypical Islāmic features, including: a turban in place of his mitre, darkened complexion, black hair, and Arabic letters spelling out an endorsement of Barack Hussein Obama tattooed across his chest. Beneath the picture, the panel discussed the possible involvement of Pope Benedict XVI, 85, in 9/11. The segment’s title, “The Holy Heathen,” emblazoned the lower left corner of the screen.
This morning, newspapers nationwide featured an editorial by Bill O’Reilly detailing the parallels between the Pope’s “betrayal of God-loving Christians everywhere” with the “betrayal of the American people and the Constitution by Benedict Arnold, his liberal agenda, and his radical left-wing entourage.”

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I've been ignoring some good threads but not this one..... That man is crazy u know?? If it's true and by d way, why is he known as world holiest man, is it because of his office, does office determine holiness, I tot they said d last popo de 4hell? Mbok, am not saying am holy but dat man is not more holy than i'm........ Satan deludes d world, d world deludes d catholic, d catholic deludes themselves......

Source. BS story.

Pope Benedict, u ar most welcome to the only true religion, the religion of Islam. U ar indeed lucky to have seen the light at last after many years in darkness. U ar welcome once more!

I seriously hope dis popo of a tin wont com back to bomb d vatican there after??

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liess

Haha very funny joke

Fifty-Fifty:
Pope Benedict, u ar most welcome to the only true religion, the religion of Islam. U ar indeed lucky to have seen the light at last after many years in darkness. U ar welcome once more!

Na old jeans be that.

Les: I've been ignoring some good threads but not this one..... That man is crazy u know?? If it's true and by d way, why is he known as world holiest man, is it because of his office, does office determine holiness, I tot they said d last popo de 4hell? Mbok, am not saying am holy but dat man is not more holy than i'm........ Satan deludes d world, d world deludes d catholic, d catholic deludes themselves......

Now you are castigating a man because he chose the way of life, the religion of all prophet including Jesus Christ(pbuh).

Say; He is Allah the one; Allah the eternal, absolute; he begetteth not nor is he begotten and there is none like unto him.

[size=80pt]PISLAM AND CATHOLISM.

CATHOLISM IS NOT CHRISTIANITY.

Islam's Allah is not the same as the Jewish and Christian God.

Case closed![/size]

People,people,be reasonable nauu,how would the erstwhile Pope convert to Islam,it just isnt possible... this is the source link: [url]http://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDQQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadseriousness.com%2Fdead-seriousness-news-pope-benedict-xvi-resigns-papacy-converts-to-islam%2F&ei=PkczUdjlN8aWhQeCmoHQDg&usg=AFQjCNE_Mrj7i2qboIlsbZgPh9sptSlaZg&bvm=bv.43148975,d.ZG4[/url]
just a naughty hoax,kinda like the onion saying the prince and kate had divorced

Stop spreading bullshite please...

Tis story is only on Nairaland.

Move to joke section.

Saksreal:
Now you are castigating a man because he chose the way of life, the religion of all prophet including .

including terrorist and suicide bombers

How true is this story?

Could this have influenced him? https://www.nairaland.com/880463/secret-14million-bible-which-jesus.

@ OP: LAFF OF THE DAY!

This thread should be moved to the comedy section

interesting