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Funny!16 Ways To Propose Her(at Your Own Risk) by ottentick(m): 8:15pm On Mar 20, 2008
(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?)
"For stealing my heart."


Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?


Are your legs tired?
(girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!


"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"


Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.


(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt,jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
Respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."


(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."


Is it hot in here or is it just you?


Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?"
"No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"


I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,and die on your lips.


Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put You and I together.


Are you lost?
cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.


Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?


What's that in your eye? Oh, it's a sparkle.


You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.


If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Re: Funny!16 Ways To Propose Her(at Your Own Risk) by Raymond88(m): 10:10pm On Mar 20, 2008
These are just cheap pick up lines, also at your own risk too if you meet the wrong girl. . . i tried using this one on a girl back in the day, i told her "Hey was your father a thief? because i think he stole all the beautiful stars from the night sky and put them in your eyes. . ." well thats what i wanted to tell her, but she slapped the hell out of me when i asked if her father was a thief. . . he probably was too. . .tongue
Re: Funny!16 Ways To Propose Her(at Your Own Risk) by Nobody: 12:52am On Mar 21, 2008
Raymond88:

These are just cheap pick up lines,
exactly!!

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