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Nigerians Don't Waste Money Read More by aminho(m): 5:45pm On Mar 07, 2013
Money Cannot Waste...
1. You buy egg roll N150. I buy buns
N20 boil
egg
N30, all na N50. All na d
same, money cannot
waste
2. You buy Five Alive
N300. I buy orange
+mango+pineappl e
N80. Mine own na
natural, money cannot
waste
3. Nepa cut your light,
you pay N1000 as
reconnection fee sharp
sharp. Me, I wait, for the night. I
carry ladder,
climb take fix the wire
back, money cannot waste
4. You buy Milo,
peak milk and sugar. I buy cowbell
chocolate wen don already contain
every
every, Money
no waste na!
5. You pay 5k go watch
p-square show. Me, I buy the pirated
CD N100
watch and sing along,
money no fit waste at
all
6. You pay N1000 for
cinema n buy pop corn
N500. I buy 20-in-1 DVD,
dey my house dey chop
N25 pop corn, movie dey show, money
cannot waste
7. You buy red bull N400
to become active.Me, I
buy paraga N20 n I will
be super active, chai!
money cannot waste o!
8. You buy Don
Simon. I buy zobo add squaddy. All na
red wine
9. Уσυ bought brazillian hair
100k for your babe. I buy xpressions
attachment N350 for my babe, she
fine
pass yours, guys dont
even know the
difference, hahahahaa
10. You go club for
Victoria Island buy
hennesey 40k. Me, I
enter joint for area buy
alomo N200. All na
highness
11.You pay N50 for
viewing centre take
watch Real madrid Vs
Manchester United. I stand for
Window take
watch the
match LIVE. All na d same
12.You buy BB
Bold5
95k. Me, I buy BB Storm
15k, sheybi na ping all of us dey ping,
you
ping me, i
ping you, money cannot waste
13.You pay
50k to Blow
Tonto Dike. I pay ashi
N500, all na straff! In
short, abeg abeg abeg,
ALL NA D SAME

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