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Nigerians Don't Waste Money Read More by aminho(m): 5:45pm On Mar 07, 2013 |
Money Cannot Waste... 1. You buy egg roll N150. I buy buns N20 boil egg N30, all na N50. All na d same, money cannot waste 2. You buy Five Alive N300. I buy orange +mango+pineappl e N80. Mine own na natural, money cannot waste 3. Nepa cut your light, you pay N1000 as reconnection fee sharp sharp. Me, I wait, for the night. I carry ladder, climb take fix the wire back, money cannot waste 4. You buy Milo, peak milk and sugar. I buy cowbell chocolate wen don already contain every every, Money no waste na! 5. You pay 5k go watch p-square show. Me, I buy the pirated CD N100 watch and sing along, money no fit waste at all 6. You pay N1000 for cinema n buy pop corn N500. I buy 20-in-1 DVD, dey my house dey chop N25 pop corn, movie dey show, money cannot waste 7. You buy red bull N400 to become active.Me, I buy paraga N20 n I will be super active, chai! money cannot waste o! 8. You buy Don Simon. I buy zobo add squaddy. All na red wine 9. Уσυ bought brazillian hair 100k for your babe. I buy xpressions attachment N350 for my babe, she fine pass yours, guys dont even know the difference, hahahahaa 10. You go club for Victoria Island buy hennesey 40k. Me, I enter joint for area buy alomo N200. All na highness 11.You pay N50 for viewing centre take watch Real madrid Vs Manchester United. I stand for Window take watch the match LIVE. All na d same 12.You buy BB Bold5 95k. Me, I buy BB Storm 15k, sheybi na ping all of us dey ping, you ping me, i ping you, money cannot waste 13.You pay 50k to Blow Tonto Dike. I pay ashi N500, all na straff! In short, abeg abeg abeg, ALL NA D SAME |
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