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I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by profeoo(m): 10:21pm On Nov 12, 2012
It will be șo unfair on our part if we allow our young ones to pass through the same mistake.95% of You don' ‎​†☀ know this already,Ï only got to know the truth recently.Șo don' ‎​†☀ LIE! Did u remember ever reciting the following RYHMES? " Sandalili sandalili ..." Aha! Well,it is nt sandalili sandalili bt STANDARD lIVING,standard living. Also it is nt "jangolova epo motor" bt JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR. Uhm! Ï guess u're wondering nw,h̶̲̥̅̊
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Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by lecturerdabo(m): 9:15am On Nov 13, 2012
Thanks Bro! that is a good lecture
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by ovisprince(m): 10:05am On Nov 13, 2012
Hahaha!! So True
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by profeoo(m): 10:55pm On Nov 13, 2012
[color=#770077][/color]My pleasure
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by sats: 8:06am On Nov 14, 2012
thanks for the info but i no laugh o
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by patholaw: 8:16am On Nov 14, 2012
Eye opener...now i know grin
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by anodebe(m): 9:17am On Nov 14, 2012
WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

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Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by anodebe(m): 5:24am On Nov 15, 2012
An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by profeoo(m): 11:47pm On Nov 15, 2012
anodebe: An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news
. Lolzzzzz
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by profeoo(m): 11:50pm On Nov 15, 2012
sats: thanks for the info but i no laugh o
. Guy we undastnd na,tins critical. Guys are nt smiling again o

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