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I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by profeoo(m): 10:21pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
It will be șo unfair on our part if we allow our young ones to pass through the same mistake.95% of You don' †☀ know this already,Ï only got to know the truth recently.Șo don' †☀ LIE! Did u remember ever reciting the following RYHMES? " Sandalili sandalili ..." Aha! Well,it is nt sandalili sandalili bt STANDARD lIVING,standard living. Also it is nt "jangolova epo motor" bt JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR. Uhm! Ï guess u're wondering nw,h̶̲̥̅̊ ϖ u managed to miss these. Add yours below: 2 Likes |
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by lecturerdabo(m): 9:15am On Nov 13, 2012 |
Thanks Bro! that is a good lecture |
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by ovisprince(m): 10:05am On Nov 13, 2012 |
Hahaha!! So True |
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by profeoo(m): 10:55pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
[color=#770077][/color]My pleasure |
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by sats: 8:06am On Nov 14, 2012 |
thanks for the info but i no laugh o |
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by patholaw: 8:16am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Eye opener...now i know |
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by anodebe(m): 9:17am On Nov 14, 2012 |
WHAT IS STRESS? U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she faints inside ur car&u take her 2d hospital. Now that's stressful. But at d hospital, d doctor says she is pregnant& congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting very stressful. U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting extremely stressful. After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d father cuz u are infertile. U are extremely stressed but relieved. On ur way bak home, u start rememberin dat u left 3 kids at home. Who d Hell is their father? NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news |
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by anodebe(m): 5:24am On Nov 15, 2012 |
An 11 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs. she got worried and asked her Mom about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That part where hair has grown is called a monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey has grown hair."Her sister smiled and said."that's nothing, mine is already eating banana's." #Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news |
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by profeoo(m): 11:47pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
anodebe: An 11 year old girl realized. Lolzzzzz |
Re: I Bet U,95% Of Nigerians Don't Know This by profeoo(m): 11:50pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
sats: thanks for the info but i no laugh o. Guy we undastnd na,tins critical. Guys are nt smiling again o |
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