Joke...
Akpos and Ugo were in a super market together and while they were shopping Ugo stole 3 bars of chocolate.
When they got outside he showed Akpos and told "I am the greatest". Akpos said to him"doyou want to see real stealing?" so they went back to the office of the manager and Akpos told him he was a magician and he demanded for 3 bars of chocolate, after eating it he told them to check Ugo's pocket that it was there!