Did u rent ur mouth out

U nor get phone etiquette?

Hello? Who is this playing on my phone? I told you he's not here. He doesn't love you anymore. Stop calling!

How dare u break the relationship she had with him...you heart breaker . She's crying uncontrollably over here.

Elle a beaucoup de chagrin

Then u get her a bucket, I need to take my bath men with salty water men.

The ocean will accommodate your salty water need, try that.

Talking about bath, have you had yours this morning or should I run the bath for you?

u guys are not serious. @topic, abeg wetin concern baff concern my parry? If him no baff, bouncer
go bounce out nau...erm...but i need to go shopping before then, 'v ran
out of cash

U having a party? Invite me oooh! Shey babes go plenty? Infact lemmie take you shopping. . . make we begin relate from there? how u reason am naa?

take me shopping? no qualms, just get 2000 dollars ready n i go arrange one fione omoge 4 u. na true sef, who de host dis parry?

2000 dollars? Was thinking of 20,000 dollars! Why look for another babe when you're here! Infact na u I want!

Shall we meet up?

e be like say u no value ur life, mak my oga com catch u, u go swear say u no go talk 2 me again. our deal is, u take me shopping, i arrange u babe n 20000 dollars no bad sha

I beg your pardon

It's not his sister at all. Be careful when you go.

Do you even know the difference between naira and dollars No go dey get mind say 2000naira and 2000dollars na the same

Am sure he fully understands. Tryin 2make α good first impression! And plz whoever goes with him,remember the girls's code- shop till u drop!!

Thats ok......I don't shop with cash! My bank account has a shock absorber!8-)

ℓ̊ wonder if any other stuff on u has α shock absorber too!

Eehen.. Remember that guy i told u of d oda day? Guess wat?

Hmm,let me be the unofficial tatafo! Unconfirmed gist has it that that dude is married to one white woman with 3kids! Still he came 2propose 2my beautiful lady with diamond engagement ring and α new car! As ℓ̊ said unconfirmed o!

I can't hear you. Hello!