Akpors went to his pastor, knelt down and began confesing tearfully: Pastor, I have sinned.
Pastor : My son, what did you do, just
confess what exactly you did? God Almighty will forgive you.
Akpors: (sobbing), Pastor I committed
adultery with several of the female church members.
Pastor : can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them?
You see, for your forgiveness to be
complete,you need to mention them, so that we can also pray for them....
Akpors: Aaaah Pastor I can't, I am
ashamed.
Pastor; Okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out,once anyone you have slept with comes out, just say"pau". If it is once you slept with her. The Number of times you say 'pau' will indicate the Number of times you slept with that particular person.
And so they went to the church
entrance.
Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks.
Akpors: Pau. Pau
Pastor: The Lord forgive you.
Deacon’s wife passes carrying bible.
Akpors: Pau
Pastor :May the Lord forgive you.
A choir member passes singing;
Akpors: Pau pau pau
Pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.
Pastor’s wife passes by and Akpors goes
off like a machine gun: Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau............ .......
Pastor: thunder fire u & shut uppppppppp son of Jezebelllllllll,my God
wil never forgive u