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Nobody Want To Die But We Won Go Heaven by Haywhymido(m): 9:56pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
A man with AK47 Rifle Gun ran into a church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying ''who is a child of God here, let me send him to heaven''? The congregation kept silent he den fired a shot in d roof. The congregation shouted ''Its d pastor! He always say dat he is a child of God''. Pastor replied; Wat kind of conspiracy is dis? Everyone knws dat i am d son of chukwudi and d grandson of Okeke, So wat is my business wit god,'abeg if na play mak una stop am ooOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Nobody Want To Die But We Won Go Heaven by rezzy: 11:38pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
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