It Was Fun Reading this......... Enjoy it as well :-
Patricks Obahiagbon girlfriends phone rings.
Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention.
Mary: What ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: Your phone is ringing.
Mary: I am in the shower sweety, please answer it for me.
Patrick Obahiagbon: hello….
CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary (NYANJA).
Patrick Obahiagbon: Your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue.
CALLER: where is Mary?
Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone
is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even
while i'm submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi.
CALLER: who is this?
Patrick Obahiagbon: Do you have air-time of K 100,000 and above? Any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish
explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near u and purchase a book titled “knowing professor Obahiagbon, the individual with English PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat”.. I authored it when I was minister in the previous regime.
CALLER: who are you to mary?
Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing…..
CALLER: come again?
Patrick Obahiagbon: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative
sensations to Mary's pelvic areas
CALLER: say that again i don't understand?
Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual who exposes Mary's lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle . I'am Mary's boyfriend,And who are u?
CALLER: its Mary's mother.
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Nice one,lol

Gbagaun.. The grammatical errors in this one rubbishes the value of both the joke and the vocabularies used.

CHYKMAN: Gbagaun.. The grammatical errors in this one rubbishes the value of both the joke and the vocabularies used.

Let's take it the face value. The writer may not be a good grammatical orator after all.