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Patrick Obahiagbon And Girl Friend's Phone Conversation by luluosas(m): 2:46am On Mar 10, 2013 |
It Was Fun Reading this......... Enjoy it as well :- Patricks Obahiagbon girlfriends phone rings. Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention. Mary: What ? Patrick Obahiagbon: Your phone is ringing. Mary: I am in the shower sweety, please answer it for me. Patrick Obahiagbon: hello…. CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary (NYANJA). Patrick Obahiagbon: Your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue. CALLER: where is Mary? Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while i'm submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi. CALLER: who is this? Patrick Obahiagbon: Do you have air-time of K 100,000 and above? Any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near u and purchase a book titled “knowing professor Obahiagbon, the individual with English PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat”.. I authored it when I was minister in the previous regime. CALLER: who are you to mary? Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing….. CALLER: come again? Patrick Obahiagbon: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Mary's pelvic areas CALLER: say that again i don't understand? Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual who exposes Mary's lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle . I'am Mary's boyfriend,And who are u? CALLER: its Mary's mother. Culled from https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=514025235315074&id=191450727572528&refid=28&_ft_=qid.5853518621245487004%3Amf_story_key.1124518456308836920 1 Like |
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon And Girl Friend's Phone Conversation by luluosas(m): 2:49am On Mar 10, 2013 |
Please,use this mobile link instead. Thank you. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=514025235315074&id=191450727572528&refid=28&_ft_=qid.5853518621245487004%3Amf_story_key.1124518456308836920 |
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon And Girl Friend's Phone Conversation by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:11am On Mar 10, 2013 |
Nice one,lol |
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon And Girl Friend's Phone Conversation by Nobody: 8:23am On Mar 10, 2013 |
Gbagaun.. The grammatical errors in this one rubbishes the value of both the joke and the vocabularies used. |
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon And Girl Friend's Phone Conversation by luluosas(m): 9:49am On Mar 10, 2013 |
CHYKMAN: Gbagaun.. The grammatical errors in this one rubbishes the value of both the joke and the vocabularies used.Let's take it the face value. The writer may not be a good grammatical orator after all. |
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