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Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 3:47pm On Mar 10, 2013
Nevermind the fact that most movie titles hardly reflect the content of the film, not to talk of horrible posters showing angry faces of women when the title is about love (I won't even go there), I came across some movie titles that sounded very funny to me.

My list is:
Tear My Bra (If You Can)
2 Rats
Clash Of Twins
Crazy Dogs
Friendly Scorpion
Black & White Ghosts
Passion Lady
Sex Player
Beyonce and Rihanna
I Broke My Heart
Iron Pant
Tube & Tyre
We are Useless
Aka Gum
Calculator
Holy Kidnapper
Radio Without Battery
Tea or Coffee
Festival of Madness
Chelsea and Liverpool

grin

Which ones have you come across?

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by cyril83(m): 4:18pm On Mar 10, 2013
Ikulende
Love is wicked
THE RETURN OF ONYE APARI"
Mr trouble
Calculator
Iku apari
Omije ebora

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Akshow: 4:19pm On Mar 10, 2013
If i catch you! grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by alphaconde(m): 4:19pm On Mar 10, 2013
How do u manage to watch those movies

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Gerardcole(m): 4:19pm On Mar 10, 2013
And it made FP. See what scarcity of news can cause?

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by specialguest(f): 4:19pm On Mar 10, 2013
All Nollywood movie titles sound funny to me.. cheesy grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Akshow: 4:20pm On Mar 10, 2013
Dr kul: Ist to comment
for your left mind abi? grin

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 4:21pm On Mar 10, 2013
Blackberry babes
Facebook babes
Airline babes


Like wtf?

btw, 95% of Nollywood movies have funny titles.

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by naijathings(m): 4:21pm On Mar 10, 2013
tomato and banana .. lipsrsealed
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by franca30(f): 4:22pm On Mar 10, 2013
Madam dollar
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by manny4life(m): 4:22pm On Mar 10, 2013
Gerardcole: And it made FP. See what scarcity of news can cause?

And so?

A lot of you guys are dry, for real.. Granted that FP sometimes is home of junk like tonto dikey (don't know if Seun is yanshing her), however, sometimes, you can include fun and humor to it as well, else it will be boring. I find these names humorous and funny.

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nancywealth(f): 4:23pm On Mar 10, 2013
aki na ukwa
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by dridowu: 4:23pm On Mar 10, 2013
What is Nollywood ?
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by moshoodn(m): 4:24pm On Mar 10, 2013
Nollywood and crap...

Last watched a nollywood movie in 2002..

That's 11 years and running and I intend to keep it that way...
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by moshoodn(m): 4:24pm On Mar 10, 2013
Nollywood and crap...

Last watched a nollywood movie in 2002..

That's 11 years and running and I intend to keep it that way...

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by chessguru1(m): 4:25pm On Mar 10, 2013
ijebabe: Nevermind the fact that most movie titles hardly reflect the content of the film, not to talk of horrible posters showing angry faces of women when the title is about love (I won't even go there), I came across some movie titles that sounded very funny to me.

My list is:
Tear My Bra (If You Can)
2 Rats
Clash Of Twins
Crazy Dogs
Friendly Scorpion
Black & White Ghosts
Passion Lady
Sex Player
Beyonce and Rihanna
I Broke My Heart
Iron Pant
Tube & Tyre
We are Useless
Aka Gum
Calculator
Holy Kidnapper
Radio Without Battery
Tea or Coffee
Festival of Madness
Chelsea and Liverpool

grin

Which ones have you come across?
Iron pant!! That cracked me up real good grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Akshow: 4:26pm On Mar 10, 2013
Gerardcole: And it made FP. See what scarcity of news can cause?
enough abeg! Lets not be too Uptight about this front page diss. The topic is funny. We need it to lighten up and not be too serious and Uptight. Abi you wan tell me say the list of naija films mentioned by the op no de funny to you?

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by kaylaw777(m): 4:27pm On Mar 10, 2013
Ikulende in african magic nw wot a movie hahahaha
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by chessguru1(m): 4:27pm On Mar 10, 2013
Gerardcole: And it made FP. See what scarcity of news can cause?
Dude where you born with any sense of humor at all
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by maskid(m): 4:29pm On Mar 10, 2013
AND THIS MADE FRONT PAGE...............?

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by mascot87(m): 4:29pm On Mar 10, 2013
Kiss me
On my a sshole
Run for ya life
Screw you
Ologbo iyaa gba
Pingers
etc
mtwwww for Nollywood
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by mascot87(m): 4:30pm On Mar 10, 2013
mascot87: Kiss me
On my asshole
Run for ya life
Screw you
Ologbo iyaa gba
Pingers
etc
mtwwww for Nollywood
angry
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ultimatebunmi1(f): 4:30pm On Mar 10, 2013
Nairaland is never a dull moment site,lol.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by narttis1: 4:32pm On Mar 10, 2013
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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by LesbianBoy(m): 4:33pm On Mar 10, 2013
Painful sin
Beyonce and Rihanna
Okada Man
Odeshi
I want your wife (featuring emeka ike and RMD)
Rosekate and Johnbull
Big Thief, Small Thief (featuring Osita iheme a.k.a pawpaw)
3 wise men (whereas they were 4 in the film......SMH...it features Mr ibu,charles inojie,charles awurum and kelvin ikeduba)
Ben 10 (featuring Aki and pawpaw)
Could this be love?(featuring Genevieve nnaji and Segun Arinze)

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by OkikiOluwa1(m): 4:33pm On Mar 10, 2013
Yawns, make I laff?
Those movies are as good as their titles.
The day I saw a movie titled; * Fila Daddy (Daddy's Cap)
* Omi Abe (Private Part's Water)
* Tea or Coffee etc, I gave up on them. And their's no creativity in them. They are just funny cos of the way they display their unprofessional.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by AVWENAGHA: 4:35pm On Mar 10, 2013
Who cares
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 4:35pm On Mar 10, 2013
alpha conde: How do u manage to watch those movies
no doubt he is a video player *renter* ... Lol
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ifihearam: 4:36pm On Mar 10, 2013
Spanner
Vulcanizer
Died wretched
Black mamba
Stepping Stone
Mama G
Slap me
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by kekakuz(m): 4:39pm On Mar 10, 2013
Have you watched Τ̲̅ђέ one wizkid acted? Its tittled dried banku

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 4:40pm On Mar 10, 2013
cyril83: Ikulende
Love is wicked
THE RETURN OF ONYE APARI"
Mr trouble
Calculator
Iku apari
Omije ebora
LesbianBoy: Painful sin
Beyonce and Rihanna
Okada Man
Odeshi
I want your wife (featuring emeka ike and RMD)
Rosekate and Johnbull
ifihearam: Spanner
Vulcanizer
Died wretched
Black mamba
Stepping Stone
Mama G
Slap me
grin grin grin

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