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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 7:53pm On Mar 10, 2013
speedyboi: I don't even know any of those titles Cos I don't live near alaba market grin

But I know 2rats cheesy...its an old film.

Meanwhile, I have a feeling that some people just dey form title ni jare cheesy
I don't think they are made up. It's very possible grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 7:54pm On Mar 10, 2013
Bello Dare: Sweet Pain
Gift of pain
Lol! Sadists on the loose grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 7:54pm On Mar 10, 2013
Orikinla:

You made to laugh again at the intellectual illiteracy of majority of those in Nollywood. grin

Intellectual Illetracy again? What if the producers wanted the names that way... I think it suits the Nigerian/African market in general.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by tope3x(m): 8:04pm On Mar 10, 2013
Oh my God, i love this, i am really enjoying myself here, nairaland is the best naija site ever....NEVER A DULL MOMENT
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 8:09pm On Mar 10, 2013
Romeo must die
Abuja big girls
One chance
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Deiok(m): 8:15pm On Mar 10, 2013
Lady gaga.
Tea or coffee.
2go babes.
Facebook babes.
Blackberry babes.
Returne of blackberry babes. And every other movie that have "the returne of...." As the title. God. Nollywood sucks.

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by bububabe(f): 8:16pm On Mar 10, 2013
Tom n jerry must dey copy...
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 8:17pm On Mar 10, 2013
bububabe: Tom n jerry must dey copy...
Then you haven't seen/heard 'Save the last dance' grin Copy copy
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by segxyrema: 8:18pm On Mar 10, 2013
ijebabe: Nevermind the fact that most movie titles hardly reflect the content of the film, not to talk of horrible posters showing angry faces of women when the title is about love (I won't even go there), I came across some movie titles that sounded very funny to me.

My list is:
Tear My Bra (If You Can)
2 Rats
Clash Of Twins
Crazy Dogs
Friendly Scorpion
Black & White Ghosts
Passion Lady
Sex Player
Beyonce and Rihanna
I Broke My Heart
Iron Pant
Tube & Tyre
We are Useless
Aka Gum
Calculator
Holy Kidnapper
Radio Without Battery
Tea or Coffee
Festival of Madness
Chelsea and Liverpool

grin

Which ones have you come across?
Nonsense movies;instead of sitting down and think of meaningful stories,they would be exposing their breasts, yanch even some open up the whole body.
At times they would be crying about piracy,is piracy removed their thinking faculty? Even korean movie that one could not understand their language is more acceptable everywhere in nigeria now,and they are pirated one.
Those yoruba actress and actors should stop making those stupid movies like;opa kan,ori malu,miniru and ambali,......
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by adonismuller(m): 8:33pm On Mar 10, 2013
moshoodn: Nollywood and crap...

Last watched a nollywood movie in 2002..

That's 11 years and running and I intend to keep it that way...
who asked you?ITK

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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by olempe(m): 9:02pm On Mar 10, 2013
alpha conde: How do u manage to watch those movies

I wonder Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by xcuggsm(m): 9:55pm On Mar 10, 2013
chess guru:
Iron pant!! That cracked me up real good grin
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Most times nollywood movies reflect what happens in the society.
.
In 2009 I spent a night at Nsugbe in Anambra State and my host took me out to a restuarant run by a woman called by the name 'Iron Pant'
I was curious and I asked her why she bears such a name. Her answer was a simple "you know now, I am not easy"
.
I guess the writer of the script for the movie must have come across the same lady!
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by SIRKOL(m): 10:44pm On Mar 10, 2013
Hahaha...4ny topi....wat about 1Agumba 2. Atinga 3. Last burial 4. Spanner 5. Calculator 6. I GO DO
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Slankey: 10:44pm On Mar 10, 2013
ijebabe: Nevermind the fact that most movie titles hardly reflect the content of the film, not to talk of horrible posters showing angry faces of women when the title is about love (I won't even go there), I came across some movie titles that sounded very funny to me.

My list is:
Tear My Bra (If You Can)
2 Rats
Clash Of Twins
Crazy Dogs
Friendly Scorpion
Black & White Ghosts
Passion Lady
Sex Player
Beyonce and Rihanna
I Broke My Heart
Iron Pant
Tube & Tyre
We are Useless
Aka Gum
Calculator
Holy Kidnapper
Radio Without Battery
Tea or Coffee
Festival of Madness
Chelsea and Liverpool

grin

Which ones have you come across?

Wow! Tube and tyre, and Iron pant.....lmao
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by osinachii: 10:47pm On Mar 10, 2013
moshoodn: Nollywood and crap...

Last watched a nollywood movie in 2002..

That's 11 years and running and I intend to keep it that way...


Choii, oga this wan don pass level oo
Na exile!!!
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Missonas(f): 11:13pm On Mar 10, 2013
Hahahaha
Do or Die,Karishika,Only nigerian virgin,Take me 2 Mama....d list is unending abeg.
*reminiscing* actualy miss d good ol' ones though,d likes of Violated,forever,rattle snake(ahanna),black arrow...sum gud kul names
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Missonas(f): 11:15pm On Mar 10, 2013
Hahahaha
Do or Die,Karishika,Only nigerian virgin,Take me 2 Mama....d list is unending abeg.
*reminiscing* actualy miss d good ol' ones though,d likes of Violated,forever,rattle snake(ahanna),black arrow...sum kul names
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Missonas(f): 11:19pm On Mar 10, 2013
adonismuller: who asked you?ITK

Rofwl!guy u mean o
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Shifiunited: 11:28pm On Mar 10, 2013
Muniru ati ambali, Okola lamerica, Sonto alapata, Teacher oko, etc.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 11:34pm On Mar 10, 2013
ijebabe: Nevermind the fact that most movie titles hardly reflect the content of the film, not to talk of horrible posters showing angry faces of women when the title is about love (I won't even go there), I came across some movie titles that sounded very funny to me.

My list is:
Tear My Bra (If You Can)
2 Rats
Clash Of Twins
Crazy Dogs
Friendly Scorpion
Black & White Ghosts
Passion Lady
Sex Player
Beyonce and Rihanna
I Broke My Heart
Iron Pant
Tube & Tyre
We are Useless
Aka Gum
Calculator
Holy Kidnapper
Radio Without Battery
Tea or Coffee
Festival of Madness
Chelsea and Liverpool

grin

Which ones have you come across?



From Nairaland with love.
Kiss of Death.
Papa And Mama.
Majek is Well in the head.
You too dey talk trash.
Wetin make front page.
Nollywood of fire.
Jonathan feeds Nollywood.
Waste of time.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by mikron(m): 11:37pm On Mar 10, 2013
moshoodn: Nollywood and crap...

Last watched a nollywood movie in 2002..

That's 11 years and running and I intend to keep it that way...
nobody begged u to watch. its people like u that prefers anytin foreign. u see nothing good Nigerian.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Qtsnow(m): 12:03am On Mar 11, 2013
kekakuz: Have you watched Τ̲̅ђέ one wizkid acted? Its tittled dried banku
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Fpersiee(m): 12:31am On Mar 11, 2013
beans na garri, follow naa kiss
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by shadrach77: 1:05am On Mar 11, 2013
one film was titled "all my ladies" (kukere)
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by mamagee3(f): 1:52am On Mar 11, 2013
Calculator is the funniest. . .
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 6:24am On Mar 11, 2013
mama-gee:
Calculator is the funniest. . .

That film was hilarious! I;ll also add "Osuofia In London:, and the soon to be released "Nairaland Babes".

I might contact the IrokoTV management to consider producing the bolded movie. grin grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by justmenoni: 6:45am On Mar 11, 2013
Brazilian Wig babes
Festac Babes
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 6:46am On Mar 11, 2013
"Ogbunike Babes", "Nollywood Babes".
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by PhemmyTinny(m): 8:40am On Mar 11, 2013
Gerardcole: And it made FP. See what scarcity of news can cause?

Una lyk to dey form 'too know' sha! Must u talk or criticise evrithin u see on niraland? Som FP topics r meant to mak us laff a bit dude!
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by redcliff: 8:41am On Mar 11, 2013
Dr kul: Ist to comment

Dr kul, even u? cry
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 8:47am On Mar 11, 2013
moshoodn: Nollywood and crap...

Last watched a nollywood movie in 2002..

That's 11 years and running and I intend to keep it that way...

Oga.. Talk true jor! How can you say you've not watched a Nigerian movie since 2002 and you are in Nigeria? You must have watched a scene maybe by mistake (in a friends house, a restuarant, or some other public place.)
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Ifeanyikelvin: 9:54am On Mar 11, 2013
1Ara nwanyi asaba
2.a dance 4 d prince 3.uwaezuoke goes to skul,
4.tatto girl,
5. bag of jokers
6.ukwu nwanyi owerri, mortuary attendants

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