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Who Is Right? by ituen(m): 7:42am On Mar 25, 2008
Teacher: Mavis, can you tell me which month is the shortest?

Mavis: It's May, miss.

Teacher: No, it isn't. The shortest month is February.

Mavis: But, miss, February has eight letters in it while May only has three!
Re: Who Is Right? by segunpc(m): 9:31am On Mar 25, 2008
the shortest month is actually december!
Re: Who Is Right? by ituen(m): 9:35am On Mar 25, 2008
I know say na November 31st dem born u
Re: Who Is Right? by clemcykul(f): 9:58am On Mar 25, 2008
haba iteun no be january 45th again
Re: Who Is Right? by efuah(f): 10:18am On Mar 25, 2008
30th February. tongue
Re: Who Is Right? by clemcykul(f): 12:59pm On Mar 25, 2008
lol

efuah tongue grin happy easther kiss kiss tongue
Re: Who Is Right? by naijastyle: 1:01pm On Mar 25, 2008
Same to you.
Re: Who Is Right? by clemcykul(f): 1:07pm On Mar 25, 2008
have i ever wished u anything good?
Re: Who Is Right? by naijastyle: 1:21pm On Mar 25, 2008
everytime.
Re: Who Is Right? by clemcykul(f): 2:00pm On Mar 25, 2008
dammit!
Re: Who Is Right? by efuah(f): 2:54pm On Mar 25, 2008
clemcykul:

lol

efuah tongue grin happy easther kiss kiss tongue
Happy Easter to you too love. kiss tongue kiss
Re: Who Is Right? by clemcykul(f): 3:12pm On Mar 25, 2008
thanks dearie grin tongue tongue tongue kiss kiss kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss

tongue grin
Re: Who Is Right? by ituen(m): 7:55pm On Mar 25, 2008
why una just dey troway kisses carelessly?
Re: Who Is Right? by gilgee(m): 7:57pm On Mar 25, 2008
**Grabs one of the carelessly placed kisses**

na who get thz lips? tastes like peppermint. Yummy!
Re: Who Is Right? by ituen(m): 9:47am On Mar 26, 2008
i tink say na tom-tom the lips been dey taste like.

No be Clem own again?
Re: Who Is Right? by delib: 10:13am On Mar 26, 2008
may is the shortest month na
Re: Who Is Right? by gilgee(m): 11:12am On Mar 26, 2008
Oboy Clem lips na im biko.
Clem abeg gimmie more na. They taste like turkey lap.
Re: Who Is Right? by delib: 11:20am On Mar 26, 2008
poisoned lap
Re: Who Is Right? by gilgee(m): 1:27pm On Mar 26, 2008
Delib

Blood of God!!! sad
Re: Who Is Right? by naijastyle: 8:06pm On Mar 26, 2008
that's what he ate for easter - poisoned cockroach lap
Re: Who Is Right? by delib: 8:09pm On Mar 26, 2008
that means we ate the poisoned cockroach lap together

remember i spent my easter break in ur house
Re: Who Is Right? by naijastyle: 10:06pm On Mar 26, 2008
God forbid. Where you know me from?
Re: Who Is Right? by TOYOSI20(f): 10:26pm On Mar 26, 2008
@ Topic.

I think they are both right. tongue
Re: Who Is Right? by clemcykul(f): 9:44am On Mar 27, 2008
@naijastyle its yaba of course!

remeber u use to be his bunk mate, remember doz daiz back in yaba wen u both climb trees tnkn ure airborne grin
am glad ure yaba daiz are over grin

*sings storm is over for naijastyle*
Re: Who Is Right? by gilgee(m): 11:22am On Mar 27, 2008
The storm just dey start now sef. . .
Re: Who Is Right? by ituen(m): 9:07pm On Mar 27, 2008
storm go carry everybody go
Re: Who Is Right? by gilgee(m): 1:51pm On Mar 28, 2008
including you!
Re: Who Is Right? by delib: 2:03pm On Mar 28, 2008
and u too
Re: Who Is Right? by naijastyle: 2:33pm On Mar 29, 2008
Clemcy i didn't know that you still remember those days as per you were the SUG president of yaba.
Re: Who Is Right? by delib: 2:38pm On Mar 29, 2008
word

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