Akpors wanted to use his ATM card but
the
machine kept on rejecting the card.
A frustrated
Akpors called his bank help line.
Akpors : (angrily) So what's wrong
with my ATM card.
Call girl : Sir, I have checked your
account,
everything is alright here and You
should be able to use your card, are
you sure your card is not
damaged or broken?
Akpors : Are you insane? What are You
insinuating? No one takes good care
of their ATM
card like I do.
Call girl : Okay Sir, are you also sure
the surface isn't wet or stained with
dirt?
Akpors : You dey mad? ATM card wey I
dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I
even laminated it last week when I
laminated my Identity card.
Call girl : Did you just said LAMINATE?
Akpors : Of course Yes!!!