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You Know You're A Learner If.... by ekeroyal(m): 12:41pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
You're a learner when you do any of the following: 1. Whenever you go to church, you empty your pocket to the pastor and when you get home you start complaining of extortion.#Look for God's phone number 2. When you earn $150/month as a manual labourer and you promise to buy a Blackberry Porche for a girl friend.#You need to suffer 3. You bought a military camouflage in Nigeria but wear it only in the night in your bedroom.#You must be feeding on poop 4. You're an irresponsible woman and whenever you husband beats you, you tell your neighbours you had a road accident.#The man should do it on the road next time 5. You have converted Facebook to your diary. 6. You own a degree yet you can't make a simple sentence without grammatical & spelling errors. 7. Your wife always beats you because you're unreasonable. You know others? Feel free to add so we discover all learners now. |
Re: You Know You're A Learner If.... by Lolaabokoku(f): 8:24pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
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Re: You Know You're A Learner If.... by larride(m): 8:41pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
This OP is a learner. |
Re: You Know You're A Learner If.... by ekeroyal(m): 10:01pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
larride: This OP is a learner.A typical example of a learner |
Re: You Know You're A Learner If.... by larride(m): 3:05am On Mar 14, 2013 |
^^^^^^ sharap dia, U̶̲̥̅̊ re a learner |
Re: You Know You're A Learner If.... by ekeroyal(m): 12:18pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
larride: ^^^^^^ sharap dia, U̶̲̥̅̊ If you're a Projan or Protron or Pronto (whatever in NL)#1stClassLearner |
Re: You Know You're A Learner If.... by ekeroyal(m): 5:40pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
You're a learner when you laminate your ATM card to avoid any damage |
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