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You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by LoverBwoy(m): 4:01am On Aug 31, 2006 |
got a funny email You Know You're at a Nigerian Party When, 1. Almost everyone arrives at the party late - hence the reference, "African time". 2. You were given one invitation card, but you invite 20 other friends. 3. You call the attention of the people serving food by saying "please we haven't eaten in this area o!" 4. Even when it was obvious that no alcohol was served, you still ask "don't you have any alcohol? 5. At a kids party scheduled to start at 5pm and finishing at 12am, you arrive with kids (some of them already sleeping) at 11pm. 6. You go back to ask for more food and drinks. 7. You dance to "Obesere" or "Fela" music as if your life depended on it. 8. You go to the dance floor and start "spraying" dollar notes. 9. You hear people talking, as if they are in a fight, about sports and politics. 10. Towards the end of the party you see people going into the helping themselves to "take away" food and drinks. 11. You ask the DJ to play a specially recorded cassette tape you brought with you. 12. You ask the caretaker of the hired hall to[b] extend the party time [/b] by bribing him with money and drinks. 13. Most of the guys are frowning and cussing because fufu, semo, gira or eba wasn't served. 14. More than two bouncers are at the door that leads to where the foods/drinks are kept. 15. The men are sitting in groups, instead of sitting with their women. 16. You hear, "Wetin dem dey wait for sef? I beg make dem bring the food make I comot jo!" 17. On the dance floor, you have women dancing alone or with women and men dancing alone or with men. 18. Most of the guys are hanging around outside, attending to "business" with cellular phones. 19. The hall empties immediately after food has been served. 20. The latest is all the guys talk about is IT and lies about how much they are making contracting. 21. The food is served on a 'man know man' basis, leaving the man in the seat next to you wondering why he only got rice and meat, while your plate has all the assorted 'extras'! 22. They tell you "the moi-moi don finish" despite the fact that a man next to you has 4 on his plate. 23. drinks are still called "mineral". 24. During a toast, guys finish drinking the champagne in their glasses before the actual toast 25. The MC in every wedding reception starts with "Ladies and Gerrulmen, " and proceeds to blow "grammar". Ah! Una don forget the most important part - The calling to the HIGH TABLE kai, God bless you one time, you remember well well o! The calling to the high table na real ceremony by itself. Na for dia you go hear titles upon titles wey you neva hear for ya life. "It is our pleasure to invite The Honourable Chief Doctor Professor Emeritus Air Vice Marshall Inspector General Permanent Secretary Lord Magistrate, " and "plus his lovely gorgeous and pretty wife, Chief Doctor Mrs, " Chei, 1 Like |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by toosyno(m): 5:02am On Aug 31, 2006 |
lovely and funny. Where you get that from? |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by LoverBwoy(m): 5:10am On Aug 31, 2006 |
a friend emailed it |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by toosyno(m): 5:44am On Aug 31, 2006 |
Lovely and interesting. Get more and lets see |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by SamMilla1(m): 8:26pm On Aug 31, 2006 |
If you are not crazy ,then you are a treue nigerian |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by queen2(f): 8:47pm On Aug 31, 2006 |
VERY TRUEEEEEEEEEEE HA! I LIKE DIS ONE |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by iice(f): 2:06pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
Ahahahahaha funny, seems to me something was being pin-pointed(sp/grammar?) and that is FOOD, lol we love food wella oooo |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by BrownEyes4(f): 1:11pm On Sep 03, 2006 |
Lol LOL LMAO So true! |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by Shentz(f): 10:16pm On Sep 08, 2006 |
so true loooooooooooooool |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by justin04(m): 8:57am On Sep 12, 2006 |
One more u forgot. Men and women wearing desingner sunglasses to night party to show off. |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by iice(f): 2:23pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
Ahahahahaha for real |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by charla(f): 11:47am On Apr 25, 2007 |
Ladies and Gerrulmen, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by CrazyMan(m): 8:01pm On Apr 25, 2007 |
Hmmmm |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by dele9000(m): 8:13am On Apr 26, 2007 |
That's just d way it is, |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by saucekid(m): 2:48pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
@ poster, which friend emailed it? or you'll say you have been a partaker and victim of the trend/ how else can someone explicitely outline all that if he/she hasnt been a victim or partaker? mo gbo, mo ya |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by rubie(f): 4:42pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
This is so, so, true. |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by 9jafetish(f): 5:14am On Aug 18, 2011 |
thank you |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by geogeo01: 5:27am On Aug 18, 2011 |
Na waoh, e be like say na me alone knw say somethings for there na beta lie. Wait, @ poster U de stay dis we 9ja |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by Nobody: 12:00pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
kai, God bless you one time, you remember well well o! The calling to the high table na real ceremony by itself. Na for dia you go hear titles upon titles wey you neva hear for ya life. "It is our pleasure to invite The Honourable Chief Doctor Professor Emeritus Air Vice Marshall Inspector General Permanent Secretary Lord Magistrate, " and "plus his lovely gorgeous and pretty wife, Chief Doctor Mrs, " Chei, Meanwhile as the calling contnued, ppl prayer for the end so they can eat the FOOD wey dem dey wait for |
Re: You Know You're At A Nigerian Party When. . . by Pweety4me(f): 12:03pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
LOL |
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