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| 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:35pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
1. City dogs bark, but village dogs cough 2. City dogs eat from bowl, but village dogs eat from the ground  3. city dogs are not strong, they are fat for nothing, village dogs can fight even a tiger because of experienced hardship 4. City dogs are very friendly, can play with you, sleep on your lap etc, dont try playing with a village dog, he will vent his anger on you  5. City dogs bear names like "tiger", "drupy", "Capone", on the other hand, village dogs bear names like "hope", "it shall be well", "future", " God dey" 6. City dogs dont really love much ssex, dont try a village dog, you will miss your period that very day  7. When a city dog bites you, all you need is some gentian violet to heal the wound, but if a village dog bites you, instant death!! 8. City dogs know how to cross the road like human beings, village dogs are often knocked down for car watching 9. City dogs know cars are mere machines and dont give a 4k bout them, but village dog will chase a moving car as if it were another animal 10. City dogs shittz at the right place, village dogs do it everywhere they go like MTN BONUS: City dogs groan before they bite, Village dogs on the other hand only pretend they have not even seen then bites you unawares 2 Likes
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| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by Nobody: 11:31pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
I don't know whether to say this joke is funny or not...cos i may say one thing now and my oga at the top may say another thing...daz all! |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by NEWBIN: 7:07am On Mar 15, 2013 |
booqee: I don't know whether to say this joke is funny or not...cos i may say one thing now and my oga at the top may say another thing...daz all! mtcheew! |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by dopeJemi: 12:02pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
D topic shouLd be 10 Differences Between Bin gbagbo and City dogs |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by NEWBIN: 12:24pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
dopeJemi: D topic shouLd be you this hauza boy sef.... |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by drsolob(m): 12:51pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
I comment my reserve.Says by my oga at the top. |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by bingbagbo(m): 11:19am On Mar 19, 2013 |
drsolob: I comment my reserve.Says by my oga at the top. who be this oga at the top sef |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by Agybabe(f): 12:36pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Lolz |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by bingbagbo(m): 12:40pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Agybabe: Lolz hey Agy, my ex.....how far na.....  |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by pleep(m): 7:54pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Dude this was one of the funniest things ive read on nairaland |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by bunmioguns(m): 8:07pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
| laff don make me mistakenly urinate for my oga @ d top's head 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by Nobody: 9:46pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
drsolob: I comment my reserve.Says by my oga at the top.i reserve my comment instead |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by bingbagbo(m): 1:16pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
bunmioguns: u don die be that ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by timifizzy(m): 1:34am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Number 1 is the funniest and sincerely correct. Great stuff |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:36pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
timifizzy: thats why i am the jokes president 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by Nobody: 12:32am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Treated City dog's got no ticks Bingo's got ticks, Flies, shiit appetite, depressed barks  1 Like |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by NEWBIN: 9:05am On Apr 06, 2015 |
Treated City dog's got no ticks |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:00pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
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| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by YhungPablo(m): 1:03pm On Sep 11, 2016 |
5. City dogs bear names like "tiger", "drupy",
"Capone", on the other hand, village dogs bear
names like "hope", "it shall be well", "future",
" God dey" lolz |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by Iykefranklin(m): 2:03pm On Sep 11, 2016 |
The topic should be 10 differences between German Shepherd and Bingo |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by bingbagbo(m): 3:05pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by Temolad: 8:13pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Speechless |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:26am On Oct 07, 2016 |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by Temolad: 10:49am On Oct 07, 2016 |
bingbagbo:that's your nick name?  |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by bingbagbo(m): 11:51am On Oct 07, 2016 |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by Temolad: 1:56pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
bingbagbo:you mean your father's name |
| Re: 10 Differences Between Village Dogs And City Dogs!!! by bingbagbo(m): 2:07pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
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