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Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by Cornel88(m): 10:21am On Mar 15, 2013
JOKES APART........THIS IS A VERY
FUNNY AND INTERESTING ISSUE
ABOUT SOME NOTABLE NIGERIANS
INCLUDING HONOURABLE PATRICK
AND THE FIRST LADY,DAME
PATIENCE JONATHAN AS BOTH OF
THEMBATTLE FOR GRAMMATICAL
SUPREMACY. During the dinner
organised in honour of the
Super Eagles for lifting the AFCON
trophy in
Abuja, prominent Nigerians
stepped forward to
make donations.
The 1st person was Dr. Mike
Adenuga- C.E.O Glo
world. He said, "it's my honour to
present the
Eagles with this token on behalf
of Glo & my
family, I donate the sum of 1mU.S
dollars".
The 2nd person was Aliko
Dangote. He said, "the
Super Eagles have displayedthe
Nigerian spirit
in soccer. On behalf of my family &
Dangote
groups of company, I donate the
sum of 2m U.S
dollars to the Eagles".
The 3rd was Senator Patrick.He
said, "This
uncompromising triumph of the
sailing Eagles of
this terrestrial country has
breached the
virulent attack of soccer sport
loving Nigerians
who have for the past 19years
waited like puppets
for this euphoric moment. On
behalf on my genus
inclinatio inoculate & the people
of Edo state, I
conferat a sum of 10m naira to
the Super
Eagles".
The last person was our amiable
First lady, Dame Patience
Jonathan.....She said,"I'm
ungrateful to the Super Eagles for
winning this
troublesome tournament trophy.
My heart that
was doing giki-giki can now rest
in peace. On
behalf of 15m naira, I donate my
family & the
entire citizens of Nigeria to the
Super Eagles........ Please give your vedict on this contest.

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Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by drsolob(m): 2:59pm On Mar 16, 2013
Before i comment let me ask my oga at the top
Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by tiab: 5:36pm On Mar 16, 2013
Please these jokes against our first lady has to stop.
Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by Igabe(f): 4:39pm On Mar 17, 2013
Hahahahahaha......
Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by s1(m): 8:31am On Mar 19, 2013
my oga at the top must see this, before i comment.
Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by Agybabe(f): 9:01am On Mar 19, 2013
Na wa o...lemme go and inform my oga at the top
Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by waleadex(m): 10:12am On Mar 19, 2013
Hmm

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