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Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by Cornel88(m): 10:21am On Mar 15, 2013 |
JOKES APART........THIS IS A VERY FUNNY AND INTERESTING ISSUE ABOUT SOME NOTABLE NIGERIANS INCLUDING HONOURABLE PATRICK AND THE FIRST LADY,DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN AS BOTH OF THEMBATTLE FOR GRAMMATICAL SUPREMACY. During the dinner organised in honour of the Super Eagles for lifting the AFCON trophy in Abuja, prominent Nigerians stepped forward to make donations. The 1st person was Dr. Mike Adenuga- C.E.O Glo world. He said, "it's my honour to present the Eagles with this token on behalf of Glo & my family, I donate the sum of 1mU.S dollars". The 2nd person was Aliko Dangote. He said, "the Super Eagles have displayedthe Nigerian spirit in soccer. On behalf of my family & Dangote groups of company, I donate the sum of 2m U.S dollars to the Eagles". The 3rd was Senator Patrick.He said, "This uncompromising triumph of the sailing Eagles of this terrestrial country has breached the virulent attack of soccer sport loving Nigerians who have for the past 19years waited like puppets for this euphoric moment. On behalf on my genus inclinatio inoculate & the people of Edo state, I conferat a sum of 10m naira to the Super Eagles". The last person was our amiable First lady, Dame Patience Jonathan.....She said,"I'm ungrateful to the Super Eagles for winning this troublesome tournament trophy. My heart that was doing giki-giki can now rest in peace. On behalf of 15m naira, I donate my family & the entire citizens of Nigeria to the Super Eagles........ Please give your vedict on this contest. 4 Likes |
Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by drsolob(m): 2:59pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Before i comment let me ask my oga at the top |
Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by tiab: 5:36pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Please these jokes against our first lady has to stop. |
Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by Igabe(f): 4:39pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
Hahahahahaha...... |
Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by s1(m): 8:31am On Mar 19, 2013 |
my oga at the top must see this, before i comment. |
Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by Agybabe(f): 9:01am On Mar 19, 2013 |
Na wa o...lemme go and inform my oga at the top |
Re: Patience Jonathan, Honourable Patrick And Others' Grammatical Contest. by waleadex(m): 10:12am On Mar 19, 2013 |
Hmm |
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