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Weekend Joke For My Fellow Nigerians by amokejoe(m): 8:53am On Mar 17, 2013
If you are a man and you want to live a long life,
please don't go near your woman's phone unless u have shock-absorbers ­ like me.
I just got home now and met my neighbour
(Emeka) crying like a baby, then we got talking.

Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau?

Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Me: Chizoooooosu!!! ­ amaka don die?

Emeka: My brother had it been she even die self I
no go cry... this girl has finished me ooo

Me: Oya please calm down and tell me what
happened.


Emeka: Can you imagine Amaka that i have been paying
her school fees up to her final year now use
"idiot" to save my name in her phone....

Me: Mshhhhhhhhhhh na the idiot the pain you?
Even making you cry? you get time my brother... continue http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/03/weekend-joke-for-my-fellow-nigerians.html
Re: Weekend Joke For My Fellow Nigerians by MrBones2(m): 6:20pm On Mar 17, 2013
Should I laugh?

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Re: Weekend Joke For My Fellow Nigerians by mide33(m): 9:09pm On Mar 17, 2013
grin lwkmd

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