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*New Joke*Official Jokes Cabal Page by jokescabalcom: 5:18pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
Welcome to the official JokesCabal Nairaland Page. Check in here for Rib Cracking Jokes I see no reason why Nigerian organisations run Facebook,twitter,etc pages and do not have a thread/Page dedicated to them on Nairaland. As a patriotic Nigerian and Nairaland lover, I open this thread/page solely for JOKESCABAL. Where you all can read funny/humerous jokes and view funny images, post comments and have a nice time in here. Feel free to follow us on our twitter handle @jokescabal , like us on fb via facebook.com/jokescabal and check our website out @ http://jokescabal.com . Show some love. 2 Likes
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Re: *New Joke*Official Jokes Cabal Page by jokescabalcom: 8:15pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
Abeg Laugh Out Loud , hehehe Akpors is advising y'all that if u are a man and u want 2 live a long life pls dont go near ur woman's phone unless u have shock-absorbers like him. He just got home now and met his neighbour(Emeka)crying like a baby, then they got talking. Akpors: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau Emeka: Bros na Amaka o Akpors: chizoooooosu!!!amaka don die? Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo Akpors: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idiot 2 save my name in her phone.... Akpors: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u even makin u cry? U get time my broda... Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18 Akpors: hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat I wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone... Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta... Akpors: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists (Ibe,Timothy and Jacob) ,then 2 pastors (Mike and Anthony) ,and den 4 Apostles (Chidi,Samuel,Mike,Greg),den 2 Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis.... Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! Follow on twitter@jokescabal Abeg Laugh Out Loud , hehehe Akpors is advising y'all that if u are a man and u want 2 live a long life pls dont go near ur woman's phone unless u have shock-absorbers like him. He just got home now and met his neighbour(Emeka)crying like a baby, then they got talking. Akpors: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau Emeka: Bros na Amaka o Akpors: chizoooooosu!!!amaka don die? Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo Akpors: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idiot 2 save my name in her phone.... Akpors: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u even makin u cry? U get time my broda... Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18 Akpors: hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat I wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone... Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta... Akpors: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists (Ibe,Timothy and Jacob) ,then 2 pastors (Mike and Anthony) ,and den 4 Apostles (Chidi,Samuel,Mike,Greg),den 2 Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis.... Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: *New Joke*Official Jokes Cabal Page by mako007(m): 8:30pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
Lol, buhaha, After God, fear women. 1 Like |
Re: *New Joke*Official Jokes Cabal Page by jokescabalcom: 1:37am On Mar 20, 2013 |
Good morning Nairalanders. Definition of "KISS" from d educational point of view. . MATHS:> KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...! . ECONOMICS:> KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...! . PHYSICS:> KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...! . COMPUTER:> KISS is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...! End of class. I call it a day. |
Re: *New Joke*Official Jokes Cabal Page by jokescabalcom: 5:55am On Mar 20, 2013 |
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked. "Yes", he replied. The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Geneive "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is untrue!!!" The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Genevie, you would have come up with Yvonne Nelson. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her to share me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Genevie." The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his 1st lady! That's our story, and we're sticking to it.. THE GUYS. Have a blessed day ahead. |
Re: *New Joke*Official Jokes Cabal Page by jokescabalcom: 5:58am On Mar 20, 2013 |
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping. |
Re: *New Joke*Official Jokes Cabal Page by jokescabalcom: 5:59am On Mar 20, 2013 |
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.' So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with Heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!' Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.. Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?' God just shrugged his shoulders and said, "JESUS SAVES" 1 Like |
Re: *New Joke*Official Jokes Cabal Page by jokescabalcom: 6:01am On Mar 20, 2013 |
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention." |
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