Guys, lets share some funny,hilarious akpos jokes that you have listen to or read about:

Here are some akpos jokes:


1. Akpos was coming back from school,
singing
and dancing, the father asked him and said:
my son dis one dat u are happy, singing and
dancing, I have not seen u in dis mood for a
while now,

Akpos replied and said: papa, u will not be buying new textbooks,
notebooks and all the writing materials, the
father shouted, thats my son, but wait ooo my good son, did u win scholarship or
something?

Akpos replied: noo papa, I AM REPEATING THE
SAME CLASS AGAIN!!!

2. Wife: Our maid is pregnant....
Akpos: thats her problem
Wife: Neighbours are talking...
Akpos: Thats their problem..
Wife: Am worried
Akpos: Thats ur problem
Wife: They say its yours
Akpos: Thats my problem..!!!


3. Akpos was arrested in Lagos
by a group of Lastma officials for driving on
the BRT Lane. His car was fined N5,000. Upon
all the begging and pleadings, the LASTMA
officials refused to release the car. Akpos asked; Okay, may i know where you are
towing my car to?. One of the LASTMA officials
replied; we are taking it to Alausa. Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha….. Akpos laughed. All the
LASTMA officials were surprised and paid
attention to him, wanting to know why he
was laughing. Immediately, Akpos
brought out his phone and started speaking;
“Abu Qaqa Ina Kwana!” (Good morning in
Hausa). ‘No sir!’ “Not less than 30minutes
before it will explode!. The car has been
arrested…..” “Only 20 out of those new
bombs are inside the car.” “They are taking
the car to the targeted destination, “Alausa”.
I’m coming back to Sokoto alive now. “Thank
You Sir”. Greet other faithfuls for me. He said
and rounded off his imaginary call. He looked
around, no LASTMA officials was in sight. He
entered his car and sped off, saying; shege,
dan burouba shege.

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4. In a party Akpos Asked a Girl " Are you Doing to Dance?'' She felt so happy and said yes and akpos said " Thats good, So can i have ur Chair?

5. Akpos' WAEC Result is
Finally Out...
Papa Akpos: Akpos,I
learnt your WAEC result
is out.
Akpos: Daddy You
remember Arthur wey
dey carry first for our
whole skul ba? he
failed. .
Papa Akpos: that's
terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Eazy wey dey tutor me for house ba? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what's with the poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I
dunno, na so e be o. Even Kelveen who won the Cowbell competition failed.
Papa Akpos: so how
was your own result?
Akpos : You also remember Osas our senior prefect? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect for my own result??
I be winch??

6. Akpos: hello who dey call?

Jennifa: it's me Jennifa!

Akpos: Jenni Babe! U remember my side today?

Jennifa: u know that I'm the caring type but school wouldn't

allow me visit u. Where are u? And what are u doing?

Akpos: I dey chill for town! I dey on BB right now!

Jennifa: u are a bigger boy now Oooooh!

Akpos: na the levels be that! Always on BB level

Jennifa: Do u know what Today's date is?

Akpos: not at all!

Jennifa: U are not caring at all! U've forgotten thattoday is my Birthday!

Akpos: I dey sorry Jenni! Na wetin make u call me be that?

Jennifa: just want to invite u over to my hostel to make my day!

Akpos: that one na small thing na!

Jennifa: Ehen! Get me something special Oooh!

Akpos: like wetin?

Jennifa: I want to be on BB also!

Akpos: that one na small level for me to arrange! AFTER 3 Hours Akpos Arrived with a brown paper bag with 4 corner shape!

Jennifa: JEZZZZ!!! I guess it's Bold5!

Akpos: shey na becos of BB u dey shout like this? She gave Akpos everything he wanted! AFTER EVERYTHING-

Akpos: Jenni Babe! I wan move! Take ur BB

Jennifa: let me see u off fast, can't wait to see my BB!

AFTER 10 Minutes Akpos Phone Rings-

Clara: hello Mr Akpos, ur Gal friend fainted just now after opening a brown paper bag that contains Bread and Beans

Akpos: Na still BB na!

repeating class was a rib cracker and also splendid

7. Akpors: " Hello? Who am I speaking with Pls?
Yahoo boy: " Ah, dont you know who is calling"?
Akpors: " No I dont, the number is restricted"
Yahoo boy: How is Nigeria?
Akpors: Nigeria is fine but who am i speaking with?
Yahoo boy: It's your friend from london
Akpors: "I have a couple of friends in london which of them is this?
Yahoo boy: Just guess"
Akpors: "Em, is it Fatai?"
Yahoo boy: Yes! It's me Fatai!
Akpors: "Ah! fatai! Long time no see, how is london?"
Yahoo boy : "London is fine, how is Nigeria?"
Akpors: "Nigeria dey there o, the usual wahala, Ehen!
The other day i saw your mother, she is very sick o, that was two weeks ago, i am sure she should be dead by now...
Yahoo boy: Ah!!
Akpors: "Yes o, your father house in the village, the rainstorm blew away the roof and it landed on the old mans leg and shattered them, he is at Ogwa presently...
Yahoo boy : Shuooooooo
Akpors: ...yes o, the bone mender says it will not heal because he has diabetes, later they said tetanus has entered already, the man is quarter to go, your younger brother went to smoke monkey tail with those bad boys and since then the guy kolo, he is in psychiatric hospital now, your elder brother went to a burial at ugbegunebudin he went to drink anyhow there, they nack am epilepsy there, he is just falling anyhow every time...."
Yahoo boy: Haaaaa!!!!!!!
Akpors: Wait o, there is more, your sister carry belle e go do aborti..."
Yahoo Boy: " You wait!! E don do for you! I reject everything you say in jesus name! Those things will never to me
Akpors: "Ah! Is this not Fatai? They have already happened...."
Yahoo boy: " I am not Fatai, you idiot, na God go punish you
Akpors: " Na devil go soder your mouth,no go find work to do bloody thief!!!419... Wait make i burn your credit small,idiot.

Why?? Y'all aint tired of akpos jokes?? Gosh!

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