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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 2:19pm On Dec 30, 2009
Put ur trust on ur pet than that uman u put in ur crab. undecided
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:01pm On Dec 31, 2009
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:06pm On Jan 01, 2010
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 11:20pm On Jan 02, 2010
~I Once Had A Rose Named After Me And I Was Very Flattered. But I Was Not Pleased To Read The Description In The Catalogue: No Good In A Bed, But Fine Up Against A Wall" ~Eleanor Roosevelt
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:09pm On Jan 03, 2010
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is better!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 3:00pm On Jan 03, 2010
"Lost time is never found again."

-- Benjamin Franklin, inventor
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by MyneWhite1(f): 8:50pm On Jan 03, 2010
Love is a splendorous thing.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:48am On Jan 04, 2010
"The starting point of all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak desires bring weak results, just as a small fire makes a small amount of heat."

-- Napoleon Hill, author
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:49am On Jan 04, 2010
"Life without risk is not worth living."

-- Chuck Lindbergh, aviator
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:07pm On Jan 04, 2010
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by woye77: 9:55am On Jan 05, 2010
i love these!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 12:33pm On Jan 05, 2010
Epi:

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars

that 1 means say we dey lair abi tongue
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by queenesthr(f): 12:48pm On Jan 05, 2010
The evil that men do lives inside women.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 12:58pm On Jan 05, 2010
queenesthr:

The evil that men do lives inside women.

thank God u b uman grin grin grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:11pm On Jan 05, 2010
@queens
funny grin

@topic

you should wait to judge someone until after you have smelled their socks. Only then do you truly have the right to say eeewwww cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by annebella(f): 2:58pm On Jan 06, 2010
life is a cookie, cook life to ur taste, or u would be added to its recipe. u can dodge responsibilities but u cannot dodge the consequences of dodging responsibilities.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by annebella(f): 4:27pm On Jan 06, 2010
never marry sm1 u can live with, marry sm1 u cannot live without.neva marry sm1 dat can die for you, marry sm1 dat u can die for. but note this whichever u do, u'll live to regret it.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:40am On Jan 07, 2010
There are some remedies worse than the disease.

Publilius Syrus
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:02pm On Jan 07, 2010
"When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package."

- John Ruskin (1819-1900)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:44pm On Jan 07, 2010
Look back and thank God; Look forward and trust God.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:42am On Jan 08, 2010
[size=13pt]I get scared to death when I see people who say they've found Jesus Christ, and they're out there, and I wonder, who's teaching them? Who's mentoring them? [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 4:00pm On Jan 10, 2010
"I love the man who can smile in trouble, gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection."

-- Thomas Paine, Statesman
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by goodhunte(m): 1:02am On Jan 11, 2010
if we are facing in the right direction,all we have to do is to keep walking.


(ancient buddhist expression)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:13am On Jan 11, 2010
[size=13pt]Dance is for everybody. I believe that the dance came from the people and that it should always be delivered back to the people. [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ravenzord(m): 2:46pm On Jan 12, 2010
Hydrogen, Iodine, Phosphorus, Hydrogen, Oxygen , Phosphorus- KRS1
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Africain: 11:39pm On Jan 12, 2010
Let me create my own, don't know if it will mean something, but let's try.

"In a haste, is the statement of nonachievers."

"Civilization is the result of a man's quest to satisfy his lost -the woman"

"The world is still in a mirage, because what she holds as civilization, is madness"

Well, take a deep breath, and plunge into real stuff for once. Try Song of Saro-Wiwa in www.emergingicons..com
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ravenzord(m): 4:45am On Jan 13, 2010
Ability is of little account without opportunity- napoleon
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 5:02am On Jan 13, 2010
~There Is A Light At The End Of Every Tunnel, Just Pray It's Not A Train.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Spader9(m): 5:08am On Jan 13, 2010
“Leadership is not synonymous with power or superiority; just as the act of nurturing does not define inferiority”
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:46pm On Jan 15, 2010
[size=13pt]A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 9:19am On Jan 16, 2010
"If you want to get the best out of a person you must look for the best that is in him."

-- Bernard Haldane
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 4:21pm On Jan 16, 2010
jamace:

"If you want to get the best out of a person you must look for the best that is in him."

-- Bernard Haldane


wink wink wink

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