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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 2:19pm On Dec 30, 2009 |
Put ur trust on ur pet than that uman u put in ur crab. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:01pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:06pm On Jan 01, 2010 |
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 11:20pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
~I Once Had A Rose Named After Me And I Was Very Flattered. But I Was Not Pleased To Read The Description In The Catalogue: No Good In A Bed, But Fine Up Against A Wall" ~Eleanor Roosevelt |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:09pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is better! |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 3:00pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
"Lost time is never found again." -- Benjamin Franklin, inventor |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by MyneWhite1(f): 8:50pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
Love is a splendorous thing. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:48am On Jan 04, 2010 |
"The starting point of all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak desires bring weak results, just as a small fire makes a small amount of heat." -- Napoleon Hill, author |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:49am On Jan 04, 2010 |
"Life without risk is not worth living." -- Chuck Lindbergh, aviator |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:07pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by woye77: 9:55am On Jan 05, 2010 |
i love these! |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 12:33pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
Epi: that 1 means say we dey lair abi |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by queenesthr(f): 12:48pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
The evil that men do lives inside women. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 12:58pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
queenesthr: thank God u b uman |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:11pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
@queens funny @topic you should wait to judge someone until after you have smelled their socks. Only then do you truly have the right to say eeewwww |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by annebella(f): 2:58pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
life is a cookie, cook life to ur taste, or u would be added to its recipe. u can dodge responsibilities but u cannot dodge the consequences of dodging responsibilities. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by annebella(f): 4:27pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
never marry sm1 u can live with, marry sm1 u cannot live without.neva marry sm1 dat can die for you, marry sm1 dat u can die for. but note this whichever u do, u'll live to regret it. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:40am On Jan 07, 2010 |
There are some remedies worse than the disease. Publilius Syrus |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:02pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
"When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package." - John Ruskin (1819-1900) |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:44pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
Look back and thank God; Look forward and trust God. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:42am On Jan 08, 2010 |
[size=13pt]I get scared to death when I see people who say they've found Jesus Christ, and they're out there, and I wonder, who's teaching them? Who's mentoring them? [/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 4:00pm On Jan 10, 2010 |
"I love the man who can smile in trouble, gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection." -- Thomas Paine, Statesman |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by goodhunte(m): 1:02am On Jan 11, 2010 |
if we are facing in the right direction,all we have to do is to keep walking. (ancient buddhist expression) |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:13am On Jan 11, 2010 |
[size=13pt]Dance is for everybody. I believe that the dance came from the people and that it should always be delivered back to the people. [/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ravenzord(m): 2:46pm On Jan 12, 2010 |
Hydrogen, Iodine, Phosphorus, Hydrogen, Oxygen , Phosphorus- KRS1 |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Africain: 11:39pm On Jan 12, 2010 |
Let me create my own, don't know if it will mean something, but let's try. "In a haste, is the statement of nonachievers." "Civilization is the result of a man's quest to satisfy his lost -the woman" "The world is still in a mirage, because what she holds as civilization, is madness" Well, take a deep breath, and plunge into real stuff for once. Try Song of Saro-Wiwa in www.emergingicons..com |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ravenzord(m): 4:45am On Jan 13, 2010 |
Ability is of little account without opportunity- napoleon |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 5:02am On Jan 13, 2010 |
~There Is A Light At The End Of Every Tunnel, Just Pray It's Not A Train. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Spader9(m): 5:08am On Jan 13, 2010 |
“Leadership is not synonymous with power or superiority; just as the act of nurturing does not define inferiority” |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:46pm On Jan 15, 2010 |
[size=13pt]A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.[/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 9:19am On Jan 16, 2010 |
"If you want to get the best out of a person you must look for the best that is in him." -- Bernard Haldane |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 4:21pm On Jan 16, 2010 |
jamace: |
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