I was wondering in which forum to make this request. I hope i get lucky here.

I'm making a collection of quotes, spanning all kinds of topics and from any source. It could be moral , philosophical, comical,, , but generally thought-provoking.

I'll start with two I really like. Then you guys can fill up this whole place:

1. "To be loved is to be fortunate,
to be hated is to have acheived distinction"

2. "Creativity is a way of improving unexisting ways of doing things"

Alright boys and girls. Let's start:

If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law get one who knows the judge
sometimes when two's company, three is the result

"Whenever you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong"

- Zall's Law (Methinks)

You are unique, jus like everyone else

, everything[and anything] has got its time!! and season,

Silence is the voice of complicity. Source ??

We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started, and know the place for the first time. --T.S.Eliot

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. --Oscar Wilde

Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. --William Butler Yeats

Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be happy with what you have.- Doris Mortman.

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy.

"BEING POWERFUL IS LIKE BEING A LADY, IF YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE, YOU ARE NOT'' ----margareth thatcher

'For those in luv,captivity has neva tasted better!'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow!'

'Philosophers are adults who insist on asking childish questions'

" If it is to be, it is up to me."

1. i feel therefore i am

2.shit no get bone but anybody wey match am must jump

What is the difference between sexuality and immorality?

the spelling

Apocalypse

'the man dies who keeps silent in the face of tyranny'

'a man without purpose will use his life to serve distractions'

"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
- Confucius

spend each day like it's ur last, nd u'll be broke by sunset [anon]

Miracle can be defined as a dumbman telling a deafman that a blindman saw a crippledman run across the road to help a barren woman carry her baby- Believe in miracles!

I hope life isnt a big joke cos i dont get it

i dont mind lies but i hate inaccuracy

Mr Krelim was distinguished for ignorance; he knew one thing and that was wrong

A baby is God's idea that the world must go on

Humor is good indeed cos when it fails no one laughs at you

I am very good in bed, I can sleep all day.

You rock Barack!

I talk to God and he laughs at my plans - Robbie Williams

"What goes up . . . better doggone well stay up!"

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Successful and great people are ordinary people with extraordinary determination- Robert Schuller

“People don't kill people, I kill people.”


~ Oscar Wilde on killing people



"If music be the food of love, get me a supersized big mac, chips, two apple pies and a large milkshake" ~ Oscar Wilde


"Don't sweat the petty things, or was it don't pet the sweaty things? I've forgotten, and I'm drunk." ~ Oscar Wilde

the best way to get rid of a tempatation is to yield to it - oscar wilde


the best argument againt democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - winston churchill

everything comes to he who hustles while he waits - Thomas edison

opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work - thomas Alva edison]

the engineer's creed - 'if anything can go wrong it will' - murphy

the journey of a thousand mile begins with an argument over how to load the car

"Good things come to those who wait. Totally awesome things, like HD TVs and iPods, come to those who steal them." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Kiss you? I'd rather kiss a Wookiee, "* ~ Oscar Wilde rejecting Padmé Amidala.

"Im not racist, I love black people, they taste delicious" - Oscar Wilde


"Finding the meaning of life is easy. Simply get a dictionary, go to the 'L' section, and find the word 'life.'" ~ Oscar Wilde


"There are two tragedies in life; one is not getting what you want. The other is having to go to Wales on holiday." - Oscar Wilde.

a fool and his money are some party
a fool and his money get a lot of publicity

@ Rare



when there is no Insult, There is no Result.No Insult, No Result.

what you picture, you capture

The future you picture will feature in your future

when you love me , you won't rough me

Perception is Reception!what you perceive, you receive.

He who does not Think will certainly Sink!

Once you are at the Top, you'll become the Topic.( illumination today)

A youth without a Goal is a Goat! ([/color][color=#990000]according 2 my coordinator)

A man without God is a Dog!

A man with Hope will certainly be covered with royal Robe but he who has no hope will be tied with Rope.

Imagination is a Raw-material, You are the Finished product.

There is always a Nation in every Imagination. a nation of good or bad, wealth or poverty.

There is an ANGEL in you , LET IT FLY! if you don't , IT WILL DIE!


There is a TEMPLE in you!it is called THE TEMPLE OF WISDOM.those who worship therein get it!

Life is a Functional File.

, all quotes by the philosopher, kingsikaz de great

"You are not doing me a favour by loving me".

Love me, feed me, never leave me ~ Garfield
The only use for higher mathematics is to teach another higher mathematics ~ Bertrand Rusell
I love You, Even though its a lie ~ Goro
Every man should be in love and romance, Thats why on man should get married ~ ?
Much Learning has made thee mad ~ Acts 26:24 (Apostle Paul)