After dipping Emeka three times in water, brother peter said to him; you are now a new creature, your name is no longer Emeka but Paul.
From now onwards, you don't eat meat, our church eats only fish.
Arriving home, emeka that is now Paul was served Jollof rice with enticing chunks of meat, he reflected for a moment, then picked a chunk of meat, dipped it in water three times and said, from now on your new name "Na fish not meat!"

With time this is how our children may end up learning the alphabets:
A- Apple
B- Blakberry
C- Chatting
D- Download
E- E-mail
F- Facebook
G- Google
H- Hotmail
I- iTunes
J- Java
K- Kapersky
L- Laptop
M- Microsoft
N- Nintendo
O- Opera mini
P- Playstation
Q- Quicktime
R- Rocket talk
S- Skype
T- Twitter
U- Urban Social
V- Vconnect
W- Wikipedia
X- Xtra-time
Y- Yahoo
Z- Zobo

In USA a Man saw a mad dog attacking a Lady and killed it.

Media Reports: Local Hero saves Lady from mad dog.

Man: I'm not an American.

Media Reports changed: Foreign Hero saves Lady from mad dog.

Man: I'm from Pakistan.

Media Report changes to breaking News: Terrorist killed innocent dog!!!

Where is the joke??

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