Funny what comes in to your inbox these days.
This came at the right time of male/female bashing. Its so amusing that i have decided to share it.

1. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."

2. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

3. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

4. My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

5. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

6. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.-Milton Berle

7. I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."

8. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

9. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

10. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

11. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

12. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

13. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

14. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

15. A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied,

16.Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

17. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

18. Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

19. A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,Okay, give me a
million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

20. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

21. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

hilarious

Nice !
Its been here before and i still love it
Cheers

'Tis Kool.

for the last one, before you do it, make up your mind that you wont get night action for one week or more. if you fit hold body then go ahead.

i am really laughing out loud. gonna send some of em to ma friends

This is so funny theORAKU!

not just funny but damn facts pointing to the reality of life

very hilarious
heard most b4, but still has me cracking up

Av seen it b4, but it stil make an interestin read.
Jokes asides, its fact about most women.

Ur post is wonderful send more to don_meks@yahoo.com

hahahahahaha

The fact that mickl finds it funny rather than true, then i take it also as a joke. Lol.

cool jokes - me likey!

This is so hilarious isht