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Akpan In Jail by ebamma(m): 2:15pm On Mar 21, 2013
Judge: on the 21st day of january 1999, u Mr akpan was caught phucking a goat, an offence which carries 20yrs in jail with hard labour, akpan are u guilty or not guilty
Akpan:oga judge i only phuck the goat i no Kill T
Judge:and i ask again Mr akpan are u guilty or not guilty
Akpan:oga judge e be like say una wan give me case, i say na only goat i phuck, i no kill T
Re: Akpan In Jail by bingbagbo(m): 2:35pm On Mar 21, 2013
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Akpan In Jail by NekyLove(f): 5:01am On Mar 22, 2013
What is this?
Re: Akpan In Jail by mattsteve(f): 8:03am On Mar 22, 2013
WTF is this??
Re: Akpan In Jail by Ben13: 1:42pm On Mar 22, 2013
I hate pidgin English. It just disgraces you in public.
Re: Akpan In Jail by bdabuwa(m): 5:54pm On Mar 22, 2013
Me too
Re: Akpan In Jail by olempe(m): 9:33pm On Mar 22, 2013
ebamma: Judge: on the 21st day of january 1999, u Mr akpan was caught phucking a goat, an offence which carries 20yrs in jail with hard labour, akpan are u guilty or not guilty
Akpan:oga judge i only phuck the goat i no Kill T
Judge:and i ask again Mr akpan are u guilty or not guilty
Akpan:oga judge e be like say una wan give me case, i say na only goat i phuck, i no kill T

For ur mind now U̶̲̥̅̊ don tell joke... Smh.

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