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Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by ochibo: 7:14am On Mar 26, 2013 |
#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying #SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him. #someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies. #SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.” #SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria” #SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria #someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating #SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria #SomeoneTellNigeria they're only tweefing with us to learn english Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free. #SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly #SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won't concede defeat #SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent." LMAO. #SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides "O" ,..no seriously. #SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!" #SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!"" #someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria" #SomeoneTellNigeria we only say "Fufu" when someone has farted. #SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat ... "I GO TELL YOU" , who even talks like that? #SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea 'u r finished' is considered a big threat #SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth #SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists. #SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai I hear your women's lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria #SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with 'To God Be The Glory'" #SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa's armpit. #SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender." #SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon! Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria #someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy.. #someonetellnigeria to start googling "mlolongo" coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg. #someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them! #SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn't mean 'Laughing My Ass Oga #SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis.. #SomeoneTellNigeria it's not moooni ..it's Money!!! #Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!! #SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai #SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane #SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son "I see you have come"” #someonetellnigeria their movies r only watched by housegirls #SomeoneTellNigeria that in their movies, it cannot be 10 years later and the family cat is still alive. Please. #KOT chungeni sana. Its all fun untill one of you turns into a goat! #someonetellnigeria #SomeoneTellNigeria ata hiyo pitch wanaringanayo Kenyatta may just surprise them with a title deed!! #someonetellnigeria right now, somewhere in Lagos, therez an igbo man swallowing orbit pellets with water #SomeoneTellNigeria Right now, somewhere in Lagos, an Ibo man is knocking on a lift door...” Kenyans kick ass. The last time a country dissed Kenya, the Pope resigned. #SomeoneTellNigeria #SomeoneTellNigeria their whole fashion wardrobe is dependent on 2 kenyan personalities: orie rogo manduli and miguna miguna 1 Like
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Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by ochibo: 8:20am On Mar 26, 2013 |
staaaaaahhhhp. who said Nigerians are fair? Oh lord. Ramsey Noah is mixed race. Obasanjo, Arinze? not at all . in other news kenya has a literacy level of 87.6% compared to Nigeria's 63.3% thus Nigerians are more likely to understand a joke 2 days after its mentioned. Now I welcome the boldest Nigerian to join a Kenyan forum to find out why we r kings of Insults : 1 Like |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by Nobody: 8:21am On Mar 26, 2013 |
ochibo: someonetellnigeria #fact the three things Nigerians do so well The first picture .... |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by Nobody: 8:41am On Mar 26, 2013 |
Tintingz.. Watsup? Good morning.. Make we kukuma turn am to chat since dem no understand sey we no get dier time again.. |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by tintingz(m): 8:44am On Mar 26, 2013 |
And someone will say kenyans are not monkeys living in the zooland They are still the one crying over the blows Nigeria gave them Infact i have visited kenya forum 'Nipate.com' i thought i was doing research of some wild animals and zoo...so dry and boring |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by tintingz(m): 8:55am On Mar 26, 2013 |
Br3nd4: Tintingz.. Watsup? Good morning..morning....am doing good jareh Abi... we don show dem say we be their oga-at-the-top no doubt...who get time for black hungry k.Hyenas we don give them our tips of NaijaStunts Btw hope you are doing fine? |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by ochibo: 9:04am On Mar 26, 2013 |
that is what they do abroad @kenyattaMoore:hehehe.. |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by Nobody: 9:06am On Mar 26, 2013 |
tintingz: morning....am doing good jarehLwkmd.. My dear i full ground.. I tire 4 dem. NL get gist brekete and dem say if no be dis thread dem go die.. Na wa o.. Wetin dey hapun 4 ur end, hw 2day go dey? |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by ochibo: 9:08am On Mar 26, 2013 |
CIA factbook says English is the national language in Nigeria..I think you need to be colonized again: tintingz: morning....am doing good jareh
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Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by ochibo: 9:09am On Mar 26, 2013 |
coversation between oga at the top and the one below..lmao ochibo: CIA factbook says English is the national language in Nigeria..I think you need to be colonized again: |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by ochibo: 9:10am On Mar 26, 2013 |
am here to repair BROKEN ENGLISH. tintingz: morning....am doing good jareh |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by Nobody: 9:19am On Mar 26, 2013 |
tintingz: And someone will say kenyans are not monkeys living in the zooland They are still the one crying over the blows Nigeria gave them Somebody said this already. .*..YAWNS* |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by tintingz(m): 9:59am On Mar 26, 2013 |
Br3nd4: Lwkmd.. My dear i full ground.. I tire 4 dem. NL get gist brekete and dem say if no be dis thread dem go die.. Na wa o..lolz...nothing much o...i pray today go sweet pass yestaday NL make sense pass dem zoo website na |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by Nobody: 10:02am On Mar 26, 2013 |
tintingz: lolz...nothing much o...i pray today go sweet pass yestadaye go beta.. |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by tintingz(m): 10:07am On Mar 26, 2013 |
ochibo: CIA factbook says English is the national language in Nigeria..I think you need to be colonized again:pidgin english is our home made language and not only we Nigerians that speak pidgin some few countries in africa speak pidgin english... Ghana also speak pidgin hope you know that dummy. . . .educate yourself nut-brainy |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by tintingz(m): 10:16am On Mar 26, 2013 |
Br3nd4: e go beta..yes o... 1 Like |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by ochibo: 11:01am On Mar 26, 2013 |
you either speak English or you dont, Pidgin is what I call abuse of language because you make english sound so wrong. why not use hausa for the entire country. coz cleatly Pidgin affects the ability of an average Nigerian to speak Proper English. And Ghanians can speakl fluent English when they want to, so its not an excuse for nigeria tintingz: pidgin english is our home made language and not only we Nigerians that speak pidgin some few countries in africa speak pidgin english... Ghana also speak pidgin hope you know that dummy. . . .educate yourself nut-brainy |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by ochibo: 11:04am On Mar 26, 2013 |
Zoos are for Nigeria my friend. we have game parks ., there is space in Kenya. not sure where nigeria will put its people in 2050. tintingz: lolz...nothing much o...i pray today go sweet pass yestaday |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by ochibo: 11:09am On Mar 26, 2013 |
let me know if the war continues.. il conjure more to defend the colours of my country Kenya. #yes am black & I dont Bleach. 1 Like |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by tintingz(m): 11:21am On Mar 26, 2013 |
ochibo: you either speak English or you dont, Pidgin is what I call abuse of language because you make english sound so wrong. why not use hausa for the entire country. coz cleatly Pidgin affects the ability of an average Nigerian to speak Proper English. And Ghanians can speakl fluent English when they want to, so its not an excuse for nigeriai dont argue with brainless monkey....to know about pidgin english visit wikipedia and educate yourself dumb head...pidgin english is even spoken in America, india, china, japan, new guinea, thailand etc each country has it own pidgin |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by tintingz(m): 11:23am On Mar 26, 2013 |
ochibo: you either speak English or you dont, Pidgin is what I call abuse of language because you make english sound so wrong. why not use hausa for the entire country. coz cleatly Pidgin affects the ability of an average Nigerian to speak Proper English. And Ghanians can speakl fluent English when they want to, so its not an excuse for nigeria |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by mrofficial2(m): 12:27pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Br3nd4: e go beta.. Choi, O girl, you fine ooo. I no mind at all. How e go be nau? I go dey follow follow you o. By the way, you don see any Naija juju man flag before? Search google for Kenya flag. Na better illustration be that. Holla back! |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by boron10(m): 12:38pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
tintingz: i dont argue with brainless monkey....to know about pidgin english visit wikipedia and educate yourself dumb head...pidgin english is even spoken in America, india, china, japan, new guinea, thailand etc each country has it own pidginIt was invented by the slave traders to facilitate communication between themselves and the local leaders. Spoken in africa by ghana, naija, sierra leone, liberia and cameroun. It is english modified. You wouldnt expect the uneducated monkeys to be versatile. They only learn about psuare and Nigeria movies. Kenyans, make una go rest abeg. Lolz, we concede defeat. You guys have won (e je ka pe were loko iyawo, to ba le je ki a ri ona koja) |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by mrofficial2(m): 12:47pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
boron10: |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by Nobody: 12:47pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Seun.A.Plonker:lwkmd4h..... |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by rasqaifer: 1:05pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
tintingz: And someone will say kenyans are not monkeys living in the zooland They are still the one crying over the blows Nigeria gave themhow can it b fun to you and english is a problem to you...u can only understand this shitty thing u cal english...a go tel u ma broda..i need mooni...its money not mooni... 1 Like |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by FXKing2012(m): 3:09pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Br3nd4: lwkmd4h.....Brenda....hmmnn..... |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by FXKing2012(m): 3:33pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Br3nd4: *in jenifa's voice* yelx..You must be gbogbo bigz girlz. |
Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by rasqaifer: 3:36pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
and they have oil wells...stupid nigerians..corruption killing you guyz.
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Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by rasqaifer: 3:38pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
now talk you nigerians...is the weave not ment to confirm gender?
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