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New Discovery In Chemistry! by Immortal1(m): 9:51pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE: . . Name:" Girl Symbol:" Gl Atomic weight:" Don't even dare to ask.. Physical properties:" 1. Boils at any time, .. 2. Melts when handled with love and care, .. 3. very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties: .. 1. Very reactive, .. 2. Highly unstable, .. 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. Nature: 1. Money reducing agent.. .. 2. Volatile when left alone.. Occurrence:". .. Mostly found in front of the mirrors. NB: Kindly add ur own xtics, 2 consolidate d discovery. Lolzzz 1 Like |
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