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The Shortcomings Of English Language.. by Mrshroud: 4:40pm On May 27, 2013
If it is synonymous, why can't it be antonymous.
If her name is charity , why can't i bear philanthropy.
If we pose for snapshots.
What do we do for gunshots?
If silence is golden. Where is your gold medal?
If virtue isn't president, why then is there a Vice?
If a woman is handiCAP, what if she wears headtie?
These questions beg for answers, why can't i say "Give Alms"?
Re: The Shortcomings Of English Language.. by Lucario007(m): 1:03am On May 28, 2013
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Re: The Shortcomings Of English Language.. by Mrshroud: 8:46am On May 28, 2013
Lucario007: ........
another shortcoming.

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