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Selena Gomez: Sorry Justin Bieber "I Love Being Single!" by brandedben(m): 11:38am On Mar 23, 2013
So, it looks like Selena Gomez isn't exactly crying into a bucket of Phish Food ice cream at home alone after her break-up with Justin Bieber - in fact, she's really enjoying her time without the tiny angry singer. The actress appeared on Chelsea Handler's chat show, Chelsea Lately, last night with her sexy Spring Breakers co-star Vanessa Hudgens, and looked so smiley, she might burst. "Are you enjoying being single," Chelsea asked her.

"Yes, I really am!" Selena replied. Chelsea's advice? To er, enjoy it. "You're 20 years old. You've got a lot of men ahead of you," she said. Don't worry, Chelsea didn't then start graphically talking about all the sex she's since she was 20 (which is lucky as that would have taken the remainder of the allotted interview time. And probably the remainder of that week). Y'know how you always really hope your favourite celebs have thought of some amusing anecdotes or at least nicked someone else's heee-larious story to tell when they appear on a chat show?

Well, never fear - Selena had prepared such a tale for Jen Aniston's best mate Chelsea: "When I was younger, I think my dad wanted me to be a boy," the Texas native who made Bieber cry explained. "So, we'd go to Hooters to watch the Spurs game. The waitresses would come over and I'd color them pictures, so I was kind of like bait for him in a way." Your dad used you as Hooters chat-up bait? That info would have probably been best kept to your, Selena.

Try telling more "this one time, I fell over on set" type tales, or just give us more details about how you used to make Justin blub. Now be quiet and finish your colouring in. Daddy's just got to pop to the toilet with this Hooters waitress. He'll buy you an ice-cream if you promise not to tell Mummy.

From: http://www.iamaslucker.com/article/selena-gomez-sorry-justin-bieber-i-love-being-single-/1419

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