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Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by arusoncd(m): 6:38am On Mar 27, 2013 |
1. 'i woun't come in your mouth, baby. This probably the worst lie'. 2. 'I missed you!' For where. 3. 'baby after this one i woun't ask for it again'. 4. 'Only God knows!' holly lie. |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by albacete(m): 7:04am On Mar 27, 2013 |
Another lie people tell is : "oh albacete, u know, ermm, i lost my phone so i don't have ur contact". And i ask myself why they lose their phone all d time. Or people telling u that ur number has not been going through when they have defaulted in calling u |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by folahann(m): 7:14am On Mar 27, 2013 |
Reminds me of that great quote: A man who has never lied to a woman doesn't have respect for her feelings. Sometimes you need to tell some lies in order not to hurt people's feelings. |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by softangel(m): 8:37am On Mar 27, 2013 |
Pray: When a lady after dressing ask if she looked fine! all i say is Yes even when not looking at her. If you say it is not fine she will definately respond that its a lie it is fine! |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by boyprodigy(m): 8:54am On Mar 27, 2013 |
A diplomat does not tow such a line. There are some lies that are negligible. |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by Vickiweezy(m): 9:04am On Mar 27, 2013 |
You forgot to mention these:- - ''I don't have money'' when someone ask you to spare him/her little cash, we rather prefer to borrow it out & collect interest in return - ''I don't have credit'' when a friend ask to borrow ur phone to make a short call - ''I still a virgin'' this is the most annoying lie which most girls tell these days. Whenever u wanna have s*x with a girl u have been dating, that's the first thing she'll tell you, even when u've seen her times before flirting & doing other stuff, she'll still lie to ur face. - ''I swear to God'' this is the no. 1 lie on the planet, people keep using the Name of the Lord in vain. May God have mercy on us. Hit like if u've told/been told any of these lies. |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by valeriechima(f): 12:07pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
T-john: You just told a lie |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by GooseBaba: 4:07pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
ghostofsparta: You are missing the overall premise of my yarnings. The main purpose of using the word juju is simply to classify all gods under one roof.. Since religious follower call my so called native and primitive gods juju.. Therefore, their 2000 yrs old god is juju too...at the end of the day...the fear of these gods promotes conformity. ..you get me! Ps .. Did you just pull out the worship of vehicles and guns outta your As.s... That one no gbemi...!!! How dare you!!? |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:16pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
Jovanna: ur username ve said it all...Jesus is the only way! Dont be decieved by d tins of these world! Heaven is real! Hell is real! jesus is not the way! he is a dead man! THe religion of your soul! THe religion of your tribe! THat is the true way! dont be deceived by the oyinbo ppls! our ancestors never knew heaven/hell! these are concepts created by oyinbo to scare us free-born tribals into submission! dont believe this. We are reincarnated. the forces must be conserved. |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by adexsimply(m): 7:52pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA:wish u culd hear hw funny u sound |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by PAGAN9JA(m): 8:19pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
adexsimply: wish u culd hear hw funny u sound wish you could shut up and stop spreading lies and fairytales. |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by Vires: 9:24am On Mar 28, 2013 |
dabrake: Ever since the day I, out of courtesy, asked someone to join me share my lunch(the food sef small and e for no belleful me.) with the belief he will reply "no. Thanks" . . . but this guy cleared my doubt, arranged a big spoon for himself, devour my food(he was rushing and piling it) and made me curse his generations in my heart(i don almost cry, I wish sey I for fit uproot the baggar head), I made up my mind never to invite someone share in my meal again. "Join me" or come and eat, lol lol lol |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by adexsimply(m): 1:27pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA:wish u could take some classes on human relations |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by PAGAN9JA(m): 5:37pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
adexsimply: wish u could take some classes on human relations wish you could stop worshipping humans and israelis. |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by imanuel00(m): 5:48pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA: ehe wonders!!!!!! |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by Nobody: 5:53pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
That Jesus will come back, what a blatant lie 1 Like |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by adexsimply(m): 5:55pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA:Now i wish i hadn't replied u in the first place... |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by PAGAN9JA(m): 5:59pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
imanuel_00: welcome to Nairaland. please do visit the religious section now and again. If you need guidance to reconvert to Traditional Religion, plz dont hesistate to let me know. |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by PAGAN9JA(m): 5:59pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
adexsimply: Now i wish i hadn't replied u in the first place... Thank Gods for that! |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by adexsimply(m): 6:04pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA:GODS? u ar very funny...lol |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:19pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
adexsimply: GODS? u ar very funny...lol wth? That is my religion. what so funny |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by Jovanna(f): 9:25am On Mar 29, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA:pagan indeed! I need not 2 argue with u cos u re still in d darkness...maybe God help u b4 it is too late..let me ask u dis d water u drink nd d air u breath in d oyinbos created dem rite? |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by PAGAN9JA(m): 2:37pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
Jovanna: pagan indeed! I need not 2 argue with u cos u re still in d darkness...maybe God help u b4 it is too late..let me ask u dis d water u drink nd d air u breath in d oyinbos created dem rite? Dont you know that in darkness there is light and in light there is darkness. and that both are required to maintain this balance? ofc you dont know this since you are not Pagan. WHAT A STUP!D REASONING! d water I drink and the air I breath is created by my God Saarkin Aljanu, the Creator Force along with the help of the other forces to be maintained. why should oyinbos create that? all im saying is that water and air was not created by your man-God jesus, since there is evidence of life and water, way before jesus lived. 1 Like |
Re: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by Nobody: 2:38pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
GBAM..PREACH BROTHER PREACH.... 1 Like |
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