In WAEC examination, Akpos was
asked to complete the
following
1. He who fights and run away?
Akpos: E don surrender be dat
na, na fear catch am 2.
A rolling stone? Akpos: No fit just
dey roll, na person push am.
3. He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos: Na rich politician e go be.
4. A stitch in time? Akpos: Dey
prevent further tear tear.
5. Birds of the same feather?
Akpos: Na the same mama born
them.
6. One good turn? Akpos: Na
correct power steering fit do am.
7. A bird in hand? Akpos: Wetin e
wan be again if nobe barbeque.
Dem plenty
for chicken republic.
8. Half bread is better than?
Akpos: Puff puff, buns or garri
without sugar.
9. A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos: Na d person wahala be
dat na, Why e no enter car
or aeroplane jeje?
10. He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem. Make
dem examine am, becos
na begining of madness be dat.
11. A patient dog?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill am.
12. All work and no play?
Akpors: Na bank job be dat bros.
13. Once beaten?
Akpos: Na revenge go follow be
dat.
14. A fool at forty? Akpos: U
never see Naija own, our own
starts @ 50.

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