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Job Wahala by Nobody: 10:23am On Jun 14, 2015
FROM MC CRY CRY.. A graduate of zoology from a Nigerian university was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspaper for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla which had been tourists' attraction had died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend to be like a gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was ok, he accepted the job. The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roaring like a gorilla. The next day, he put on the gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage where he found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he was a gorilla and started shouting like a human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped on him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Victor, it's me Godwin, your course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs." Happy Sunday guys

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Re: Job Wahala by HenryThegreat1(m): 10:32am On Jun 14, 2015
Am d chairman of d occasion 2day.

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Re: Job Wahala by Rilwayne001: 10:36am On Jun 14, 2015
Dayummmn grin grin

JOKE: Two friends were smoking weed... One of them went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked!

He stood infront of his friend and asked;

"How do I look in my new suit?"

The friend looked at him, smiled, took another puff and said "Wow!!! You look so amazing in this your suit but you put your tie below the waist instead of putting it round your neck!" grin grin dayummmn

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Re: Job Wahala by francizy(m): 11:30am On Jun 14, 2015
Jenams:
FROM MC CRY CRY.. A graduate of zoology from a Nigerian university was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspaper for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla which had been tourists' attraction had died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend to be like a gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was ok, he accepted the job. The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roaring like a gorilla. The next day, he put on the gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage where he found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he was a gorilla and started shouting like a human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped on him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Victor, it's me Godwin, your course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs." Happy Sunday guys

Hehehehehehe, very funny piece.. Really, some Nairalanders needs to be employed in that zoo oh! cheesy grin





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Re: Job Wahala by francizy(m): 11:31am On Jun 14, 2015
Rilwayne001:
Dayummmn grin

Wetin Goodluck Rilwan Jonathan dey do for here? tongue

Go and fight in politics section jor.. cheesy

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Re: Job Wahala by Rilwayne001: 11:45am On Jun 14, 2015
francizy:


Wetin Goodluck Rilwan Jonathan dey do for here? tongue

Go and fight in politics section jor.. cheesy

Olodo! are we in the romamce section? isnt this politics section again??

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Re: Job Wahala by 5p1naz(m): 11:51am On Jun 14, 2015
Lol
Re: Job Wahala by tola9ja: 11:51am On Jun 14, 2015
grin grin grin

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Re: Job Wahala by tola9ja: 11:51am On Jun 14, 2015
Rilwayne001:


Olodo! are we in the romamce section? isnt this politics section again??

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Re: Job Wahala by Nobody: 11:52am On Jun 14, 2015
Seriously very funny grin
Re: Job Wahala by folabayo1(f): 11:52am On Jun 14, 2015
Buhhahahaha cheesy
I just av to laugh to make op feel better undecided
Not so funny angry

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Re: Job Wahala by johnlegend01: 11:53am On Jun 14, 2015
It's unreal but very funny.
Re: Job Wahala by volterra(m): 11:53am On Jun 14, 2015
Nice one.
Re: Job Wahala by adorablepepple(f): 11:53am On Jun 14, 2015
cheesy
Re: Job Wahala by Nobody: 11:54am On Jun 14, 2015
grin grin grin
Re: Job Wahala by Mopolchi: 11:54am On Jun 14, 2015
hahaha
Re: Job Wahala by Chiscomax(m): 11:54am On Jun 14, 2015
e too thick o

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Re: Job Wahala by demmy0325(m): 11:54am On Jun 14, 2015
grin
Re: Job Wahala by Rilwayne001: 11:55am On Jun 14, 2015
tola9ja:
grin grin grin
grin grin Tola, where do you get all these pictures from?

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Re: Job Wahala by freshness2020: 11:55am On Jun 14, 2015
epic
Re: Job Wahala by boman2014: 11:56am On Jun 14, 2015
HEHEHEE
Re: Job Wahala by Cyriloha(m): 11:56am On Jun 14, 2015
[quote author=francizy post=34756251]

Hehehehehehe, very funny piece.. Really, some Nairalanders needs to be employed in that zoo oh! cheesy grin





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Re: Job Wahala by bundur(m): 11:56am On Jun 14, 2015
Ive read it b4 on whatsapp so i cant imagine y it made FP

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Re: Job Wahala by Lastdon02(m): 11:56am On Jun 14, 2015
lol
Re: Job Wahala by Minet16(m): 11:56am On Jun 14, 2015
lol gat me laughing in my mind

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Re: Job Wahala by Patdedon(m): 11:57am On Jun 14, 2015
grin grin
Re: Job Wahala by holyokoto(m): 11:57am On Jun 14, 2015
I give the Ops 2% because is not funny to me

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Re: Job Wahala by sojiboy(m): 11:57am On Jun 14, 2015
So what's d big deal there? ??
Re: Job Wahala by Nobody: 11:58am On Jun 14, 2015
bundur:
Ive read it b4 on whatsapp so i cant imagine y it made FP
so because u have read it on whatapp b4 make another person wey never read it before no read?

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Re: Job Wahala by Gwan2(m): 11:59am On Jun 14, 2015
If you are updated with ur daily devotions.....U will be conversant with this joke.
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Was used in OUR DAILY MANNA DEVOTIONAL BOOKLET, 9 June 2015 as an encouragement to always be yourself.

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Re: Job Wahala by modsNotAgainPls: 12:00pm On Jun 14, 2015
see my signature..
Re: Job Wahala by kayo80(m): 12:01pm On Jun 14, 2015
Hmm!

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