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A New Element Has Been Found!!!! by Originakalokalo(m): 3:19pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE: Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. Physical properties: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care, 3. Very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. Nature: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirrors. |
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