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| A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 5:39am On Sep 14, 2013 |
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE: Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. Physical properties: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care, 3. Very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. Nature: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirrors. |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Rexsul: 7:19am On Sep 14, 2013 |
hahahaha |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Abbey2sam(m): 9:16am On Sep 14, 2013 |
Make I book space |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Luxiana19(f): 10:29am On Sep 14, 2013 |
haha, creative |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nextworldnx(m): 1:28pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Damn! This $hit is funny  |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by 25Calibre(m): 2:46pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
You deserve a slap from Mendeleev. 1 Like |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Enegod(m): 3:02pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
what's this? |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by ice234: 4:27pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Outdated 1 Like |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by flolancracker: 7:32pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
 idiotic OP |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Exponental(m): 8:01am On Sep 15, 2013 |
A compound is d combination of many elements. Since the human called girl has many elements in it, she cannot be considered an element, but a compound. Therefore, ur thesis is WRONG! |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 8:04am On Sep 15, 2013 |
Exponental: A compound is d combination of many elements. Since the human called girl has many elements in it, she cannot be considered an element, but a compound.you too much; nice analysis. |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by seniourman(m): 8:26am On Sep 15, 2013 |
let me comment now ds may enter front page cuz is just fun |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by UyiIredia(m): 9:22am On Sep 15, 2013 |
Seen it long since, no be the OP make am, he copied what someone created. |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 8:55pm On Sep 15, 2013 |
Uyi Iredia: Seen it long since, no be the OP make am, he copied what someone created.yep its been a while. But who told you i dint invent it. Although this is the first time am posting it on this site |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Haywhymido(m): 12:11am On Sep 16, 2013 |
Thumbs up. Nice one |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 1:07am On Sep 16, 2013 |
Stale mtchew |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 5:03am On Sep 16, 2013 |
flolancracker: |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 8:39am On Sep 16, 2013 |
sexytabhi: Stalesorry i dont understand this your stupid attitude, if you dont like my post why not move ahead and enjoy other creative write ups that suit your personality, why resort to insults. Lets contribute our little quota to life by making it a little positive, we are all different and we like different things. If you dont like my post please i dint force you to come and read. Fly or die. |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by 190: 8:40am On Sep 16, 2013 |
true |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 8:41am On Sep 16, 2013 |
[quote author=SniperInADiaper][/quote]sorry i dont understand this your stupid attitude, if you dont like my post why not move ahead and enjoy other creative write ups that suit your personality, why resort to insults. Lets contribute our little quota to life by making it a little positive, we are all different and we like different things. If you dont like my post please i dint force you to come and read. Sharaap |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 8:42am On Sep 16, 2013 |
flolancracker:sorry i dont understand this your stupid attitude, if you dont like my post why not move ahead and enjoy other creative write ups that suit your personality, why resort to insults. Lets contribute our little quota to life by making it a little positive, we are all different and we like different things. If you dont like my post please i dint force you to come and read. Fly or die. |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by flolancracker: 11:19am On Sep 16, 2013 |
Vilicious: sorry i dont understand this your stupid attitude, if you dont like my post why not move ahead and enjoy other creative write ups that suit your personality, why resort to insults. Lets contribute our little quota to life by making it a little positive, we are all different and we like different things. If you dont like my post please i dint force you to come and read. Fly or die. na wa oh. Seems your life depends on copying & pasting no offence bruv |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by DBrizz(m): 1:04pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
[color=#990000][/color] |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 3:17pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
Vilicious: sorry i dont understand this your stupid attitude, if you dont like my post why not move ahead and enjoy other creative write ups that suit your personality, why resort to insults. Lets contribute our little quota to life by making it a little positive, we are all different and we like different things. If you dont like my post please i dint force you to come and read. Sharaap I didn't insult you. I just quoted a guy |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by dmcdad: 7:19pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
I just love this... |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 1:20am On Sep 17, 2013 |
dmcdad: I just love this... You would..  |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by dmcdad: 4:21am On Sep 17, 2013 |
SniperInADiaper:I guess you wouldn't.  |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 4:25am On Sep 17, 2013 |
dmcdad: |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 4:51am On Sep 17, 2013 |
I thought u would put love...tsk tsk derailers. This is a romance forum. I swear, putting it nicely, 25Calibre: You deserve a slap from Mendeleev.I thought u would put love...tsk tsk derailers. This is a romance forum. |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by dmcdad: 7:43am On Sep 17, 2013 |
SniperInADiaper: |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by justplainpaul(m): 7:58am On Sep 17, 2013 |
SniperInADiaper:you went on space or what? its been long since i`ve seen u on Nl. |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by chikk(f): 12:29pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
Isn't this supposed to be in the 'jokes' section? |
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