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Funny Case Of Kiss And Slap! by NessaFresh(f): 9:54pm On Mar 27, 2013
A HR Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman And Her
Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During
The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To
Each Other And Become Temporary Friends…
The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets
Completely Dark…
Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A
Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel…
The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There
Looking Perplexed…
The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face,
Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says
Anything…
The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must
Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper
That She Slapped Him…
The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed
My Mother Instead And Got Slapped…
The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It… My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young
Girl. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped
Me…
Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking…
.
.
Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant
Is Thinking…
If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make
Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again…
The Idiot Keeps Harassing Me In The Office…!!

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