Phone rings....
GIRL: Hello.
GUY: My luv how r u doing?
GIRL: Am fine.
GUY: Will you be free during the weekend,u
come to my house?
GIRL: Am sorry I cant make it because I will be
attending my aunty's wedding and the next
day i'l be busy,im so occupied.
GUY: Ooh ok,was just planning to take u out
for shopping,supris e u with an iPhone5,then
buy u a new dress and the brazzilian hair u've
been asking for...
GIRL: I will be coming and I may even
spend the whole weekend there if you want
my love.
GUY: What about the wedding?
GIRL: Which wedding,I was joking...
GUY: Me too...