The New List:

1. Clemcykul
2. Anusman
3. Gilgee
4. Orimolade
5. Naijastyle
6. Jaymobb
7. Saucekid
8. Lolabbey

What a report.

fineyabber u are hereby called to d editorial board meeting of fineyabbers comm,for burying certain elements of d news content.

u are advised to report now ,elseeeeeeeeeeeee

_{hurriedly puts on his trainers, tucks his buba into his trousers(no time to change folks), marathons to the board room, expecting the new member of board, Lolabbey to be there}

reporting as ordered.

@Frizly Grizly:
ar you for or against?

all of d above

where is my gunpoint

Flashing news:

This is to inform the forum that our investigations on Clemcykul are now complete. Our studios are getting ready to upload everything on Clemcy to you.

Stay tuned and be blessed

@Lola:
Am still in the board room oooooo

ok,other board mmbrs shall join u soon

no need to wait for them. We can start now before they come

NO,

dat is against decree 5 of 1956

i asked where my gunpoint was, where is gunpoint clemcy?

on hs way 2 nrlnd

See fineyabber no dey fear face again ooo. So you don follow me dey drag road simply because the kain kain wey you rub on your chin dey bring result abi?


But make I let you know sey wetin small pikin like you with synthetic mustache stand up no see, old man like me go squat dey see am well well. Elder na Elder.

in public interest, I wish to hereby state that the next few posts are dedicated to rubbing sh*t on Gilgee, who has dared to open his mouth nose to address me

hmmm

gilgee:

See fineyabber no dey fear face again ooo. So you don follow me dey drag road simply because the kain kain wey  you rub on your chin dey bring result abi?


But make I let you know sey wetin small pikin like you with synthetic mustache stand up no see, old man like me go squat dey see am well well. Elder na Elder.

As Elder Gilgee squats to look up at the girl climbing his fence, he suddenly farts! His bowels, now agitated and unable to control themselves, release a bucket load of bean-sh*t. the girl, disturbed by the sudden booming sound emitted from Gilgee's #$%& looks behind her. Behold it is NightNurse

_{Nightnurse: Gilgee papa, na you de fall my hand like this?
Gilgee:Abeg no vex. the rope wey i take tie my sh*thole done loose. na im i de find for ground}

Nightnurse flees.
FINEYABBER WATCHES WITH DISDAIN

na real wah oo

@Lola:
You know naaaaaaaaa

So your papa finally told you this story ehen? The man get mind ooo. Well it actually happened to your grand popsy.

Find his pic bellow.

LOL, Is that You?

Hey Gilgee, did i forget to mention to you that am not a caucasian?

Anyways, am really tempted to continue wyt you but I'll be patient enuff until i upload your profile. You are number three on the list bro.

By the way, was your bla bla enlargement operation successful?

ztyle:

LOL, Is that You?

Ztyle, na him o. Can you imagin the Elder Gilgee posting his pix. How person go de diss himself like this?

frizy are you for or against?

I guess am for o. ;DKeep reporting!!

Good. Enjoy the ride. It promises to be fun-licious!

fineyabber:

Hey Gilgee, did i forget to mention to you that am not a caucasian?

Anyways, am really tempted to continue wyt you but I'll be patient enough until i upload your profile. You are number three on the list bro.

By the way, was your bla bla enlargement operation successful?

My brother nobi small thing ooo. . . ask your sister she go tell you na, she kept on begging for more, though we had to apply ointment cause of the bruises and pains. She is even calling me now sef.

And why you wan deny your grand papa na? Though your mum is not married to his son, but na the man born your real papa. Ask your mama na, she go tell you how the away match was played. Na your mama dominant gene make you look negroid, but your character traits na that of your caucasoid carpenter father.

fineyabber:

Ztyle, na him o. Can you imagin the Elder Gilgee posting his pix. How person go de diss himself like this?

Say the truth and shame the devil na.

My sis self just call me say make i tell you say your bla bla remove inside am. We just de thank God se it still de covered in raincoat. Na wa o. Presently you are dickless!

Your sister is now here with me sucking my lollipop/bla bla. I no go let am see what you just wrote make she no go beat star comot from your eyes.

You don ask your mama?

Funny Dude!  

_{Angrily walks to Gilgees one room shack, kicks open the door, finds gilgee spread on the floor, trying to use a welding tool to weld back his dick}

Gilgee! what is going on here? My God! What are you doing?! Gosh.

Going on break Folks.

See ya

My lunch was too mush!
Ate chicken wyt beans and sugarcane. Deliciuos.

I can see Gilgee and saucekid drooling. Left some bone for ya.

Bak to the thread,.,.,.,