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| Help Me Ohh by 190: 3:22pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
O' boy! As my Blackberry bold 5 don tire me, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money from it buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!! 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging. 2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, fire-lighter etc. 3. Text message can be written with a tooth-pick. 4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc. 5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "one missed call". 6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected". 7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "one Bluetooth device found" 8. When a fine gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite food found" 9. When an ugly gal passes, it says, "Virus detected" Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ ? ... Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen, no contact found, u are hooked with me. U don die, I don hear whee for dis chinco Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ LOOOOOOOOOOOLZ... Choi! ...I Laff Sit Down For Ground Yakata!!! 4 Likes |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by nikkyshyne(f): 3:35pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Please post pictures  |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by 190: 3:36pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
nikkyshyne: Please post pictures No |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by possibilita(m): 3:47pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
chinese man na bluetooth device  ,ya sister come be virus |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by nikkyshyne(f): 4:57pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
190:  . I hate yew! |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by bizzle2: 7:21pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
LMfao 190: O' boy! As my Blackberry bold 5 don tire me, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money from it buy China phone! |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by sats: 7:48pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
excuse me ... passing through ... |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by 190: 10:41am On Apr 04, 2013 |
nikkyshyne: I loathe you too |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by starlightRR(m): 5:31am On Apr 05, 2013 |
190....u funny sha  |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by 2sexynet: 2:04pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
ThIS GUY go kill person one day... |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by Beync(f): 3:49pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
China phone is not for me |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by 190: 6:10am On Apr 08, 2013 |
^which one is for you before  |
| Re: Help Me Ohh by ikechukz(m): 9:29am On Apr 08, 2013 |
take your story to the technology market |
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