Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I’ve missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur randy father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur blanket stainer mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL

John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.

LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each
other’s back.

Na true

Gals always do eye service but guyz don't do.

So so fucking thru, just had same conversation wit my buddie dis mornin.