San milla goes to work and sees that one of his co-workers has a thermos.

He asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, 'It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold'

San milla was amazed and when he got home immediately went out and bought one. The next day he goes to work and is proud that he has this wonderful object.

The same co-worker realizes he has a thermos and says, 'What do you have in it?'

He says, 'Soup, and ice cream!'

tytylayor mii whts up,

i don miss u oo

sure u'v been ntaken goood care of our loving TUFE.

I MISSED U TWO SO MUCH

FIRST LADY TALKING FROM AFAR

TYTYLAYOR

WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO ASSUME YOUR THRONE AS FIRST LADY?
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SWEETHEART ITS SAM NOT SAN,,MODIFY SOFORT[/s]

@lollabey

we've missed u sooooooo much too
but i was assured u'll be bak ASAP,
so tnk God u r bak,
shame to those who say u don run leave our yummie, but i tell them sha o,
dat nothing dey happen, lola dey kampe,
dem even pray for me make i run leave my yummie, but i let dem understand that we r for better for worse
not for better for stay for worse for go,
anyways,hw ur journey, u r welkum bak


@sam

no vex for two things
(1) say i type ur name as sand san instead of sam

(2) say i no accept ur offer as "firstlady"

wat do u wnt d elders and chiefs of Kuvukiland to say about me,
av u forgotten whom my yummie is on dis land?
so to avoid embarrasment for me n u,
give me anoda post in Kuvukiland, i'll so much appreciate dat,
thk u

@ original poster which is TY

YOU ARE WANTED AT KUVUKILAND FOR IMMEDIATE ASSUMPTION OF POSITION
IF YOU NO COMPLY,NA FORCE WE GO EMPLOY
SIMPLE AND SHORT

@TYTY, IF U LOOK BESIDE YOUR NAME ON THE APPOINTMENT SPEECH ON KUVUKILAND, IT SAYS,,,NON NEGOTIABLE

THAT MEANS NON NEGOTIABLE
THE ELDERS KNEW ABOUT THE APPOINTMENT,
THEY EVEN HAND PICKED YOU FOR THE JOB DUE TO YOUR KINDNESS TO SMALL PROBLEMS

REPORT AND STARTWORKING FOR YORU PEOPLE,

ALL OF UNA WEN DON COLLECT BRIBE COME DEY GIVE POST milla and sauce
you nid to b probed

i was never consulted on matters/issues of appointments
and i know i speak for my fellow elders too

beware .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

@ jaymobb why you dey yarn like this. You don forget say you dey the meeting where we been dey discuss issues of appointments?
Anyway i no blame you when na sleep and mess be the only contribution wey you make for there.
You're speaking for yourself o. No dey carry elders play anyhow o.

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa, won fe pa mi oooooo

sauce y u dey like dis na, u wan dey betray ur frend again?

na wa o

sam giv me more time to tink about it, ok

dummy ;d

Where this dumbino from come out?

@ ty
i no betray anybody. , . . . . .
only being a general since ur husband neva show face since

True talk DEF MIN.

*says me and leaves*

who won make my lieutenant vex?

delib:

who won make my lieutenant vex?

*preparing for your execution in kuvuki land*

you make me laugh. . .
i'll be back

*and finds BRONTOK virus*

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Most of the mumus are here

No 1 is fineyabber

hi sam

delib

u r welkum sam

@tyty,
when are you coming to take your post ?

not yet approved by my yummie

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you guys eh