TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again,she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer.
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other’s back.

TRUE or FALSE??