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Bb N CHINKO Things by butterflyy(f): 11:34am On Apr 05, 2013
O boy! As Blackberry don chop my money tire,na im I
come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money
from it buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter,
firelighter etc.
3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa,
blackderry, i-porn, samswag
etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes by it records"one
missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger
connected".
7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says"one
Bluetooth device found"
8. When a fine boy/gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite
food found"
9. When an ugly boy/gal passes, it says, "Virus detected"=))
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy
Re: Bb N CHINKO Things by HARDDON: 12:29pm On Apr 05, 2013
rahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this got me ROFLMAO!

penny wise pound fooooolish!

samswag!

7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says"one
Bluetooth device found"

When an ugly boy/gal passes, it says, "Virus detected"=))


now this is madt!


you wanted cheap! you got cheap !

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