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Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 2:53pm On May 08, 2012 |
I regularly receive some funny and outright dumb BC on my BB. Check dis one out; THIS LIFE IS SCARY...Hmmn! Iriri Aye!! A must read TRUE LIFE mind blasting STORY. We have to be PRAYERFUL, my people!!! He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The lady lost her senses. It was only after some time that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and crem...ation was the very next day because he died horribly. Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream in which she saw an old woman. The old woman told her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But the mother ignored the dream. The next night, her father had the same dream and also ignored it. Then when the lady had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother told her to wash the dress which had blood stains immediately. She washed the dress but some stains remained. The next night she had the same dream again, washed the dress but some stains still remained. The same dream was repeated the next night again and this time the old woman gave her a last warning to wash the bloodstains, or else something terrible will happen. This time the lady tried her best to wash the stains, and the dress nearly tore, but some stains still remained...she was very tired. Late in d evening of that same day, while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. And when she opened the door she saw the same old woman from her dreams standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old woman woke her up and gave her a blue box, which shocked the lady. And the lady asked, "What is this?" The old woman replied, "New Improved Blue Omo Washing Powder, it removes all stubborn stains!!!" I know how you are feeling now. But don't look at me like that...I wasted 3minutes of my life reading it too...... I also wanna kill the guy that sent it to me....:/ |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Exponental(m): 3:24pm On May 08, 2012 |
Tgirl4real: stop judging urself, (is this guilty conscience or wat?) no one is lookin @ u! |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by youngsoye(m): 3:51pm On May 08, 2012 |
Hehehehehehehehuhuhuhahaha. Very funny |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 4:01pm On May 08, 2012 |
Exponental: You be mumu o. Isn't it clear that part is also part of the Broadcast message? Are you sure this is the joke's section Hello!!! |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 4:08pm On May 08, 2012 |
Here is another one Pastor rounded up last sunday's service and said : '' Nxt Sunday, i'm gonna preach on the topic "LIARS" I'd like you all to read the book of MARK chapter 17 before hand'. On the Next sunday, the pastor rose and said ''Morn Church, I asked you all to read MARK 17 last Sunday. If you read the Chapter pls signify by raising up your hand'. Most hands were up!. Smiling, the pastor said '' YOU ARE THE VERY PEOPLE I WANT TO TALK TO...MARK HAS ONLY 16 CHAPTERS....LIARS!X_X Make sure you Have a lie free sunday next Sunday |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by oseiwe(m): 8:06pm On May 08, 2012 |
BB BC of a thousand laffs. I no get dis BCs one day oh |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Lucario007(m): 9:41pm On May 08, 2012 |
Old and stale, i've seen them all before. . . |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Ajibel(m): 12:11am On May 09, 2012 |
Is this a new feed or a joke |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 11:37am On May 09, 2012 |
Lucario007: Old and stale, i've seen them all before. . . U are suppose to post urs instead to condemning. |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by dani1luv: 11:41am On May 09, 2012 |
Tgirl4real: Here is another one[size=13pt]I swear to God!! I have seen this joke before[/size] |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 8:58pm On May 10, 2012 |
Lol @ Dani, Ur peeps here are sumehw boring jor D idea is for u to post crazy or funny BC msgs not to confirm if u've seen it before. |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Idowuogbo(f): 9:02pm On May 10, 2012 |
Hohohooohahahahahabehinehibehinehi! We are not boring o! I dey come wiv my own bc. |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Idowuogbo(f): 9:04pm On May 10, 2012 |
Jamaican childs letter to Santa =)) Dear: Santa, I know u probably wonderin why I writin yuh one day after Christmas but afta openin mi presents dem mi did haffi write yuh.Santa mi was a very good girl, mi listen to mi mada and help har out. Santa mi study real hard inna School,hard till mi all come fuss inna mi class. Mi mek it mi duty fi be Nice and not Naughty Santa.Santa when mi write mi Christmas list dis year mi ask yuh fi a Barbie princess doll, ah dora di explora tv, an a cabbage patch. So Santa How di BLOODCLAAT afta readin di list yuh left mi a fuccin light up yoyo, one plastic tea cup set, and a rass no name dolly wah look like she have Polio an a dead from Marli Gripe.Iz Edda yuh blind ar yuh cyann BLOODCLAAT READ!, YUH SEE ALL NEXT YEAR, NUH BADDA TRY SQUEEZE YUH BIG FAT DUTTY RASS TRU MI CHIMNI! I SWEAR AH GUH FUCKKK U UP, MI AN YUH, U GI DI DUTTY GYALL SALLY DUNG DI STREET EVERYTING SHI WANT! NEXT YEAR MI AGUH WAIT FI YUH PATIENTLY WID ONE BIG ROCK STONE! SANTA MI AGUH DUN YUH BLOOD CLAAT, MEMBA DAT YUH HEAR! TRY MEMBA DAT |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by bright007(f): 11:54pm On May 10, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by dlex21(m): 1:36pm On May 11, 2012 |
The joke here is pple who don't use blackerry r also postin BC...ow dem take get am?? Here is a BC: Yesterday I jst dey look all of una....oya take ya own BC Today at 6pm the BBM satellite will be flying over Nigeria to sensor all active BBM users. You must stand on your roof in your underwear and wave a Nigeria flag at the plane while doing the azonto. After doing this your BBM service will be super upgraded. If you do not broadcast this message an alien will come down and slap you with a fish. It works don't forget to dance azonto or even yahoozeeh......... This message is from BlackBerry. Una think say na only una sabi send BC:p >:/:| |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by dlex21(m): 1:38pm On May 11, 2012 |
A man was walking in a bush and he saw a lion in front of him, he knelt down and was praying to GOD to deliver him, when he open his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling also n praying, he ask the lion, mr lion are u also a christian? the lion reply,shut up! dont u pray before u eat? Lolz |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 7:43pm On May 11, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Hohohooohahahahahabehinehibehinehi! Thatz d spirit ma'am. Abeg, make una helep me ans dis kweshio o. My name is Frank Edoho from who wants to be a millionaire, a friend of yours Bishop is on the hot seat and he needs your help to answer the next question which goes for N20M. " What's the yoruba name for SIM CARD? |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 7:47pm On May 11, 2012 |
dlex21: A man was walking in a bush and he saw a lion in front of him, he knelt down and was praying to GOD to deliver him, when he open his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling also n praying, he ask the lion, mr lion are u also a christian? the lion reply,shut up! dont u pray before u eat? Lolz Lol. I laffed tire when I first saw dis. |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Nobody: 8:34pm On May 11, 2012 |
dani1luv:you don't av to swear, at least nobody argued with you Tgirl4real: I regularly receive some funny and outright dumb BC on my BB.lmao! now dis one is funny! As for d rest i've seen them b4 so i couldn't laff vely wellll |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 8:54pm On May 11, 2012 |
dlex21: The joke here is pple who don't use blackerry r also postin BC...ow dem take get am?? Hehehehe mugus |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 9:00pm On May 11, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Wulda lurv ta laff but me no fit riid nada... U go fit translate am to English or Yoruba, I beg |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 9:05pm On May 11, 2012 |
If ur child wrote dis letter, what will u do 1 Like
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Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 9:00am On May 18, 2012 |
A lady said 2 her fiance that now that we're engaged,we shld start calling each other pet names n she called d man TIGER n d man asked her d reason 4 such a name n she said u're sexy,caring,powerful n very active in bed,then d man also called her ZEBRA n suprised she asked him why such a name n he said u're beautiful,sexy n most especally ur tribal marks. Patience Jonathan went out for drink with some of the top women….Waiter brought their bill 4 dem 2 pay and says: Mrs. Jonathan N10,400 Ngozi Okonjo N10,250 Dora Akunyili N10,450 Turai Yar'adua N10,200 Total N41,300 and Patience Jonathan says: I will pay for everyone else,but Total must pay for herself because I didn’t invite her, after-all she owns petrol stations all over Nigeria. |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Jbgurl: 9:23am On May 18, 2012 |
Tgirl4real: I regularly receive some funny and outright dumb BC on my BB. Tgirl4real: I regularly receive some funny and outright dumb BC on my BB. |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Exponental(m): 7:39am On May 19, 2012 |
Tgirl4real: lol.....lwkmd.... na wa oooooo........hope NL wont be banned somday cos of ds presidential humiliation |
Re: Crazy BB BC Messages by Tgirl4real(f): 6:02pm On May 19, 2012 |
Exponental: Hehehehehe |
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