Yes, she said i dumped her (as if we were together before) so she's gonna torment me until i change my mind. But wait o, i wan take marry marine spirit no be person na? Na me be the only guy wey em community get river? This kine love abi na by force?

Anyway, it all started when i was about 10 year old, my nephew who was into fishing asked me to escort him, so i can help in removing water from the canoe and i gladly followed him.
We got to the river, entered the boat and started sailing; we got to a point i looked into the river, lo and behold i was seeing a different world in the river and it was very beautiful with glitering stars. Fear catch me die but i no tell anybody.

From that time onwards i used to have strange dreams where i do see myself sitting on a very big and majestic throne with extraodinary beautiful queens about 14 of them and each of them wears a crown; the same crown used during beauty pageants. Infact na for water i first see am before i come dey see am on tv.
I also dream where i dey make love to one white chic and several strange things.

Am sure the marine spirit made so attracted to ladies that made had countless girlfriends and the truth was that i don't offer them anything except sex, some of which i collected reasonable amount of money yet never screwed them, others i'd screwed and they paid wella. I got so addicted to sex that i cant stay for 48 hrs without it and in some cases i screwed up to 3 girls a day. My waist been too sharp eh.

Even as a teenager things were going so smoothly for me and i grew in influence which made people envied me unjustly, after my secondary school studies, i was offered a job in an oil company(Slumberger) with a startup salary of 80k a month but i declined the offer simply because i was working on getting an admission in UNIMAID which i later got in late 2002 but couldn't go there till today cause my half brother planned to kill me just because of envy.
I was supposed to leave Port Harcourt for Maidiguri on the 16th of october 2002 but on the 13th of the same month, he sent his fellow ciltists to kill me which they tried but i survived the attack miraculously.

They tried cutting of my head with an axe but couldn't because the axe broke in my neck and according to x-ray & CT Scan results, it shows that 75% of the cervical was cut off and my head was falling aside and i suffered complete paralysis. But after the surgery i was able to hold my head up with the support of a neckbrace. But even with that condition the nurses at Menphis clinic Enugu were quarrelling themselves because of me. All of una get luck sey my condition no gree me, i thought within myself.

I left the clinic and was taken to my maternal home in Abia state where i gave my life to Christ and stated physiotherapy but uptil now nothing has changed even when the medical science say i will be fit as before.
Last year i was admitted in a physiotherapy hospital in Port Harcourt where i spent over 400k but no improvement.

I remembered that after i gave my life to Christ, i usually see a very big python chasing me in my dreams and i also remembered seeing my legs tied up with a snake in my dream. The last time the marine spirit came to me, she was completely naked, but instead of making love to her i fought her. Since then the babe dey vex for me and she dey attack me like sey tomorrow no dey, infact i dey fear to sleep for night o.

She say make i come back to her, sey she go make me well and make me very wealthy or else sey she no go allow me rest o.

Abeg my people wetin una think sey make i do cos me don tire o. She don even block all were money dey from enta my hsnd o. Abi make i surrender?

Nyc script.

overdrive: Nyc script.

No be script something o, na d gbege i see myself be that o

LMAO!! Mad script

go to MFM CHURCH

really funny, but if na true you are in serious trouble or problem.

You won't find your remedy in Church, go and see a doctor.

give the marine spirit what she wants and ask for your throne in her kingdom, where you can screw the 14 bitches at the same time, or you can go and see a psychiatrist before you get to the street.

God bless you my bros from another mother exactly what I told him but they hid my post; no freedom of speech in nairaland.

ooman: give the marine spirit what she wants and ask for your throne in her kingdom, where you can screw the 14 bitches at the same time, or you can go and see a psychiatrist before you get to the street.

jacobscros: go to MFM CHURCH

I've thought about that but i no get dat strength to dey shout fire fire fire

Joel.:
really funny, but if na true you are in serious trouble or problem.

No be small gbege ooo. Me i sincerely tire 4 dis babe o

dorox: You won't find your remedy in Church, go and see a doctor.

Bros abeg which kine doctor u sey make i go see, medical or ?

ooman: give the marine spirit what she wants and ask for your throne in her kingdom, where you can screw the 14 bitches at the same time, or you can go and see a psychiatrist before you get to the street.

Na u need a psychiatrist cos ur brain dey fail u.
I know u & cohorts are doubting the authenticity of my story which is a mere expression of ignorance. But u know wat? U can go and hug a wet transformer, am sure u'll learn ur lesson wit it

eriegua83: God bless you my bros from another mother exactly what I told him but they hid my post; no freedom of speech in nairaland.

Look at who is talking, ur brain has failed u.

DeCleff:
Na u need a psychiatrist cos ur brain dey fail u.
I know u & cohorts are doubting the authenticity of my story which is a mere expression of ignorance. But u know wat? U can go and hug a wet transformer, am sure u'll learn ur lesson wit it

lol....am not doubting your story, its quite mesmerizing! You should claim a throne in her kingdom, that's your best option, but before you do, get to a mental asylum first!

oh cool. another schizophrenic rant by a backwardly superstitious nigerian

Read everybody's post only one message is preached you need a psychiatrist. Delete this ur rubbish before you visit yaba left.

DeCleff:
Look at who is talking, ur brain has failed u.

eriegua83: Read everybody's post only one message is preached you need a psychiatrist. Delete this ur rubbish before you visit yaba left.

Na ur entire generation need a psychiatrist and may wat am facing befall u and ur cohorts 7x.

Mudley313: oh cool. another schizophrenic rant by a backwardly superstitious nigerian

Dom't blame u cos u are too blind to see or ur brain too dull/weak to reason.
Tell me what is stopping the recovery process after some of the best neurologists in Nigerian hospitals (UNTH Enugu, Menphis Clinic &Nuerosurgery Enugu, & UPTH Port Harcourt) has said all i needed was to undergo physiotherapy in order to be fit again and yet nothing has changed.

Infact the last physio center i spent 3 months there and spent over 400k, the doctors was shocked because they did the best they can and when it looked as if something is getting better but before u know what happened, everything has gone back to square one.
I was later asked to seek spiritual counselling..

So mr man can u explain to me why medical science isn't working even when results from X-Ray & CT Scan has said it will work?

ooman:

lol....am not doubting your story, its quite mesmerizing! You should claim a throne in her kingdom, that's your best option, but before you do, get to a mental asylum first!

I don't her spiritual throne or vain glory but if u chose to make a mockery of experience, i wish it befalls u so u can taste it and later testify

DeCleff:
Bros abeg which kine doctor u sey make i go see, medical or ?

Na the kine doctor wey go realign your perception to dey in phase with the real world. The reason wey make you dey fit see all these water spirits na becos your perception don shift in such a way when e be say e no dey straight again, e bend so tay e come dey fit see wetin normal eye no dey fit see.

Now I really pity u nd feel ur pains. Go to synagogue church of all nations and not NL. We don't treat spiritual and mental cases in NL but synagogue does. Must rant nd bark at everyone, we re just trying to help cos ur case is more mental than spiritual. Any way mad man nor dey know say him they craze.

DeCleff:

Dom't blame u cos u are too blind to see or ur brain too dull/weak to reason.
Tell me what is stopping the recovery process after some of the best neurologists in Nigerian hospitals (UNTH Enugu, Menphis Clinic &Nuerosurgery Enugu, & UPTH Port Harcourt) has said all i needed was to undergo physiotherapy in order to be fit again and yet nothing has changed.

Infact the last physio center i spent 3 months there and spent over 400k, the doctors was shocked because they did the best they can and when it looked as if something is getting better but before u know what happened, everything has gone back to square one.
I was later asked to seek spiritual counselling..

So mr man can u explain to me why medical science isn't working even when results from X-Ray & CT Scan has said it will work?

eriegua83: Now I really pity u nd feel ur pains. Go to synagogue church of all nations and not NL. We don't treat spiritual and mental cases in NL but synagogue does. Must rant nd bark at everyone, we re just trying to help cos ur case is more mental than spiritual. Any way mad man nor dey know say him they craze.

Unfortunately na u dey mad but u no know. As for me am mentally sound

dorox:
Na the kine doctor wey go realign your perception to dey in phase with the real world. The reason wey make you dey fit see all these water spirits na becos your perception don shift in such a way when e be say e no dey straight again, e bend so tay e come dey fit see wetin normal eye no dey fit see.

It has nothing to do with my perception but a reality. Am very astonished that u guys are ignorant of things like this