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| Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by nike4luv(f): 1:38pm On May 10, 2006 |
Since there is a topic like this for the women why not make another for the men A beer always goes down easy. A beer doesn't care if you go shopping. A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom, or bras drying on the door knobs. A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits. A beer doesn't sulk. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers. A beer usually lasts longer than 8 seconds. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry. A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes. A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining. Having a beer can't make you pregnant. A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow. If a beer had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine. A beer can't and won't bitch at you. A beer won't switch the TV channel or the radio station on you. A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open. A beer doesn't care what kind of music you listen to. A beer doesn't snore. A beer can't interrupt. A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor. A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat. A beer doesn't belch. Or fart. A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook. A good beer is easy to find. A beer can't pout. A beer doesn't have a mother. A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer. A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car. A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer. A beer won't care if you gain five pounds. A beer will be there for anytime of the month. A beer doesn't want children. A beer doesn't think poetry is queer. A beer isn't ready until you're ready. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer. Hangovers go away. A beer tastes good. Some beers are tasteful. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower. A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling. A beer's life does not revolve around football. A beer would never make fun of your new outfit. You don't have to let a beer win. A beer doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza. Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too. A beer doesn't have morning breath. A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go. A beer will never drink the last beer. A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it. When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep. A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom. A beer is never temperamental. A beer will never complain about your cooking. A cold beer is a good beer. A beer will never worry about losing its hair. A beer will never bitch about getting old. A big, fat beer is nice to have. A beer won't steal the covers. You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes. A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer. A beer never needs a shave. A beer will only come when you want it to. A beer's life does not revolve around football. BEERS, bite me!  |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by blueiyke(m): 1:45pm On May 10, 2006 |
How would u know,girlfriend,unless u are a drunk  |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by Z4M4eva(f): 1:52pm On May 10, 2006 |
l.o.l Nike  |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by diddy4(m): 10:20pm On May 10, 2006 |
go get a beer and dont marry. lol |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by nike4luv(f): 10:24pm On May 10, 2006 |
am just replying what the men say about why a beer is better than women! |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by diddy4(m): 10:49pm On May 10, 2006 |
nike4luv: i know baby, that was actually funny. lol |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by diddy4(m): 10:55pm On May 10, 2006 |
which of the cute faces on your profile is yours cuzz i am confused? |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by nike4luv(f): 10:56pm On May 10, 2006 |
lol! ha! guess |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by diddy4(m): 11:14pm On May 10, 2006 |
ok, i am more confussed, i still dont know which one is you but i just found out. |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by nike4luv(f): 11:22pm On May 10, 2006 |
really? and which ones dat |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by diddy4(m): 11:29pm On May 10, 2006 |
the brown one on the left. am i right? |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by spikelord(m): 1:28am On May 11, 2006 |
Haha Aburo, that was a funny one |
| Re: Why Is A Beer Better Than A Man by Ddii(f): 1:31pm On May 11, 2006 |
ha ha heeeee ! i'm gonna get me a beer right away the perfect relationship, where can i find 'him'? |
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