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Dogs And Women by SamMilla1(m): 1:54pm On Nov 09, 2006 |
** Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee). ** Dogs love it when your friends come over. ** Dogs think you sing great. ** A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. ** The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you ** Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. ** Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. ** Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. ** Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. ** Anyone can get a good-looking dog. ** Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. ** A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. ** A dog's parents never visit. ** Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. ** Dogs like beer. ** No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. ** Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. ** Dogs never expect gifts. ** Dogs don't worry about germs. ** Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. ** You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day. ** Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry. ** Dogs don't borrow your shirts. ** Dogs never want foot-rubs. ** Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. ** Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. |
Re: Dogs And Women by oge4real(f): 5:19pm On Nov 09, 2006 |
u're absolutely right! no relationship or similarity between dogs and women. |
Re: Dogs And Women by geevibe(f): 6:38pm On Nov 09, 2006 |
Birds of a feather stick together! Since it is known that men are naturally Dogs! It comes as no suprise to me! Get yourself a Man and see how well u both can cope! |
Re: Dogs And Women by SamMilla1(m): 7:46pm On Nov 09, 2006 |
WOW, LADIES ARE SWEATING HERE |
Re: Dogs And Women by babysnogls: 8:54pm On Nov 09, 2006 |
If ds is so then buy ursele a zillion dogs to keep u company at al times! |
Re: Dogs And Women by SamMilla1(m): 9:34pm On Nov 09, 2006 |
they are still sweating, i am enjoying this |
Re: Dogs And Women by geevibe(f): 6:42pm On Nov 10, 2006 |
Even with all the so called stress we give u guys u cant do without us.but the truth is we sure as hell can do with Loads of u guys bugging us when u know we've got a MAN! |
Re: Dogs And Women by geevibe(f): 6:43pm On Nov 10, 2006 |
Even with all the so called stress we give u guys u cant do without us.but the truth is we sure as hell can do with Loads of u guys bugging us when u know we've got a MAN! |
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