After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the
brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from
Corona sits down and says, "Hey Señor, I would like the world's
best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it
to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer
in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."

The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like
the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me
a Coors."

He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give
me a Coke."

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he
ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
"Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't
drinking alcohol, neither will I."

lol.cool one dude

if no be panadol,e no fit be like panadol.

chai. . . . . .wat an insult to the other beer makers. . . .


non-alcoholic right?

nice joke!

cool one dude but you need to repect the elders so that they can approve it next time

Very funny joke

tight joke.

thumbs up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@poster

tight, very tight



@aristole

one man battalion?

thanks guyz - SAM MILLA. MY NEW GUY. i hope u wil not removed my name from nairaland.

hmmm

plzzzzzzzz helpp me o, may i am still a sranger here. i want the "ELDERS" TO IDENTIFY THEMSELF If truly they are elders.

xammy:

plzzzzzzzz helpp me o, may i am still a sranger here. i want the "ELDERS" TO IDENTIFY THEMSELF If truly they are elders.

Young man, u dont command elder in this forum else . . . . . .BAN

but for ur info, We have 4 elders and we are planning to add 3 more wen we do our kuvuki independence

@ Olulu
WETIN DEY HAPPEN?U JUST DEY SHOUT MY NAME

e be like say u haunt am for dream

aristole:

@ Olulu
WETIN DEY HAPPEN?You JUST DEY SHOUT MY NAME

well, catch don love me,
i mean, me don love catch,
no it is, love don catch me,

in short, u don make me kolooooooooooooooooooooooo

chei! see love

mumu love

very mumuistic love

@ ituen and clem

nemo quod habet

u can't give what u don't have.
una no sabi love , dats y una no understand how it works,

and again, people despise what they can't get


@aristole

d very first tyme dat i saw ur brown eyes,
ur lips said hello,
and i said hi,
i knew u were d oneeeeeeeeee,
and i was caught up in a physical attraction,
much to my satisfaction
baby u know u are da one,
and if i evere fall in love,
i will b sure dat d lady is like u

bla bla bla,

_{c shaq for d concluding part}

love x 2= lovingitis

see level

Olulu,

I wonder how many hours and websites u musta checked just to post that

You try

we gotta clap for him

ituen:

Olulu,

I wonder how many hours and websites u musta checked just to post that

ituen:

we gotta clap for him

abi ni bi o yato si ability
omo na bouncing,
no shaking,
fully loaded,
chasis lomo,

i dn't need to check sites or even read it up,
i 3 much,
just stay tuned,
i b da next nobel prize winner
don't touch dat dial

We the officials of The NOBEL ACADEMY have decided to confer the award of


NOBEL PRIZE IN COPY & PASTE

to

OLULU

olulu stumbles as he comes forth to collect his noble prize

Chaii

since the guy fall, make we pospone the award ceremony na.

Oya, audience, you guys can go home now. when olulu learns how to walk perfectly, then we will resume the awards

playa haters


_{fell on the soft bosoms of tessybaby, and the laps of ademiller}

only you? as you small reach?